I'm just trying to tell you that we have nothing in common besides both of us liking your penis.

Anya ,'Dirty Girls'


Goodbye and Good Riddance 2004: Well, I Wasn't Expecting That.  

Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Christmukkah, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering. Oh, and 2004? Don't think we've forgotten about you.


askye - Feb 11, 2005 3:30:15 am PST #935 of 962
Thrive to spite them

The gift I sent should have gotten there by now.


flea - Feb 11, 2005 6:40:15 am PST #936 of 962
information libertarian

A-HA! I was right in my geography! In fact, the gift that you sent got here last night! askye (I am pretty sure) sent us a big turtle (Eve says "rrrar"), a hand-blown glass oil lamp, some scrumptious citrus soap and a very charming and funny children's book about the animals on a farm, complete with 4 meows, 2 arf arfs, and 5 horses that Eve insists on calling moos - she's not very good with her larger farm animals yet. Thank you thank you! We are enjoying.


askye - Feb 11, 2005 6:59:08 am PST #937 of 962
Thrive to spite them

I tried to hide the geography a bit, but UPS wanted too much info.

The book is one of my childhood favorites -- my brother and I read that book to tatters.


Emily - Feb 12, 2005 9:25:50 am PST #938 of 962
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Wait! Eve's talking? But... but... didn't she just get born?


flea - Feb 12, 2005 10:24:48 am PST #939 of 962
information libertarian

Seventeen and a half months ago. They grow like the wind, these grasshoppers.


Emily - Feb 12, 2005 11:45:11 am PST #940 of 962
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Jeeez. Seems like just yesterday. Sunrise, sunset...


DXMachina - Feb 12, 2005 11:47:41 am PST #941 of 962
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

You got an invite to her high school graduation, right?


Topic!Cindy - Feb 12, 2005 12:20:04 pm PST #942 of 962
What is even happening?

DX, that was years ago. She's getting married next week.


Liese S. - Feb 13, 2005 11:55:12 am PST #943 of 962
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Did flea say something about grandchildren? My, the days, how they fly.


Polter-Cow - Feb 18, 2005 11:22:11 am PST #944 of 962
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Eeeeeeee!!! Vortex is the best Sekrit Santa ever, I don't care that she was late!

Back in December, I literally thought, "Damn, it would be really great if I got The Best American Science Writing 2004 for a Sekrit Santa gift."

AND I DID OMG YAY.

Plus a book of scary stories written by women! Margaret Atwood, Shirley Jackson, Joyce Carol Oates, Jamaica Kincaid, Flannery O'Connor...all in one book!!

And a pen!

totally has a cow

That was so worth waiting for. Thank you so much!