Willow: Were there dolphins? Tara: Yes. Many dolphins at the pound. Willow: Was there a camel? Tara: There was the front of a camel. A half-camel.

'Selfless'


Goodbye and Good Riddance 2004: Well, I Wasn't Expecting That.  

Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Christmukkah, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering. Oh, and 2004? Don't think we've forgotten about you.


Steph L. - Dec 16, 2004 1:21:10 pm PST #206 of 962
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Oh, yay! Man, that got to you FAST!


esse - Dec 16, 2004 1:21:34 pm PST #207 of 962
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Dominatrix for hire. Pay is good, and a natural for you.

I'm going to take that as a Very Special Compliment. ::grin:: Actually, I just found out that one of my close friends has become a phone sex operator this semester out of her dorm room. I think my mouth dropped open about a foot.


DavidS - Dec 16, 2004 2:11:26 pm PST #208 of 962
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm going to take that as a Very Special Compliment. ::grin::

You know that's a compliment from me.

Actually, I just found out that one of my close friends has become a phone sex operator this semester out of her dorm room. I think my mouth dropped open about a foot.

"Yeah, I'm a coed. Uh huh. I'm sitting here on my bed and do you know what I'm wearing, naughty boy? Sweat pants. Oh yeah. Let's pretend you were the pizza delivery boy, okay?"


Beverly - Dec 16, 2004 2:22:28 pm PST #209 of 962
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

SA, can you mail the books to yourself back here? It would save on the schlepping.


erikaj - Dec 16, 2004 2:25:25 pm PST #210 of 962
Always Anti-fascist!

An attendant at college suggested I do that. Back then, I blushed and made "I never!" noises. Now, I'd announce my new "Communications" company in the alumni mag.


Connie Neil - Dec 16, 2004 2:29:29 pm PST #211 of 962
brillig

I've always wondered what kind of money there is in phone sex--though I'd probably ruin everything by snickering at what the poor schmoe wanted me to say.


Consuela - Dec 16, 2004 2:31:36 pm PST #212 of 962
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I have shipped my Sekrit Santa box. And I even coughed up for Priority Mail, so it should get there on Saturday, or by Monday at the latest.

t is proud


erikaj - Dec 16, 2004 3:05:22 pm PST #213 of 962
Always Anti-fascist!

Connie Neil is me. I'd lose my job for not barking at somebody or some shit.


Connie Neil - Dec 16, 2004 3:11:55 pm PST #214 of 962
brillig

"Oh, you don't want me to call you that, sir. I'm sure you're a lovely person."


deborah grabien - Dec 16, 2004 3:22:06 pm PST #215 of 962
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Consuela has it way more together than I do. I still need to figure out what, exactly, I want to put in the second box, and then I have to get off my dead butt and do it.

(insert lazy cow mooing sound effects here)