There's nothing more disturbing than your toddler running around the house with a can of Pussy Whip in one hand, and the body chocolate paint brush in the other.
Yes, there is. There really, really is.
Trust me on this one.
Fred: Oh my God! Angel, you're…cute! Angel: Fred, don't! Fred: Oh, but the little hands! And the hair! Angel: Hey! You're fired.
'Smile Time'
F2F 3: Who's Bringing the Guacamole?
Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: San Francisco, May 19-21, 2006! Everything else, go here! Swag!
deborah grabien - May 03, 2006 3:18:51 pm PDT #9200 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
Aims - May 03, 2006 3:19:46 pm PDT #9201 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
You still have the NOLA stuff we all bought you last year? Too funny.
None of it has even been opened. After the conversation last night, this should NOT surprise you.
"What the fuck's a 'top'?"
Pix - May 03, 2006 3:19:55 pm PDT #9202 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Penguins! PENGUINS!
(Penguins are the new Hitler.)
NoiseDesign - May 03, 2006 3:21:04 pm PDT #9203 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
Don't make us come over there and force you to use your sex toys.
Aims - May 03, 2006 3:21:55 pm PDT #9204 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Those aren't sex toys. It's a drawer full of easily accessible condiments.
Pix - May 03, 2006 3:22:40 pm PDT #9205 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Don't make us come over there and force you to use your sex toys.
This is when vague pronoun reference is not your friend. IJS.
Read it three times before I realized I didn't have to leave my house as quickly as possible.
NoiseDesign - May 03, 2006 3:23:35 pm PDT #9206 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
Those aren't sex toys. It's a drawer full of easily accessible condiments.
I'm not sure I want to come to your next BBQ.
Aims - May 03, 2006 3:25:27 pm PDT #9207 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
No Pussy Whip on the weiner?
And you say you like kink.
Hmph.
SailAweigh - May 03, 2006 3:26:41 pm PDT #9208 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
I'm not sure I want to come to your next BBQ.
Yeah, it's one thing to baste your chicken or ribs, another to baste the guests. Unless your a master at it.
NoiseDesign - May 03, 2006 3:27:56 pm PDT #9209 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
No Pussy Whip on the weiner?
That goes on the tacos.