You still have the NOLA stuff we all bought you last year? Too funny.
None of it has even been opened. After the conversation last night, this should NOT surprise you.
"What the fuck's a 'top'?"
Buffy ,'Help'
Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: San Francisco, May 19-21, 2006! Everything else, go here! Swag!
You still have the NOLA stuff we all bought you last year? Too funny.
None of it has even been opened. After the conversation last night, this should NOT surprise you.
"What the fuck's a 'top'?"
Penguins! PENGUINS!
(Penguins are the new Hitler.)
Don't make us come over there and force you to use your sex toys.
Those aren't sex toys. It's a drawer full of easily accessible condiments.
Don't make us come over there and force you to use your sex toys.
This is when vague pronoun reference is not your friend. IJS.
Read it three times before I realized I didn't have to leave my house as quickly as possible.
Those aren't sex toys. It's a drawer full of easily accessible condiments.
I'm not sure I want to come to your next BBQ.
No Pussy Whip on the weiner?
And you say you like kink.
Hmph.
I'm not sure I want to come to your next BBQ.
Yeah, it's one thing to baste your chicken or ribs, another to baste the guests. Unless your a master at it.
No Pussy Whip on the weiner?
That goes on the tacos.
No Pussy Whip on the weiner?
That goes on the tacos.
Only the fish ones.