Hahahaha. I love you.

Hahahaha. I love you.

:: basks in the Rio love::

Has Saget been behaving during the wedding planning? Have you got the guest list down to your parents, a justice and two hobos from the Bowery? What about the music? I'm thinking something in a thrash funk metal vein.

Has Saget been behaving during the wedding planning?

Yes, he's been very sweet and helpful and money-having.

Have you got the guest list down to your parents, a justice and two hobos from the Bowery?

Pretty much! I mean, it's longer than all that, but since it's an evening wedding I think some of the hobos will probably not bring their kids, which should make things more manageable. And if they do bring kids, that will be cute and we'll have a babysitter and videotapes in a small room adjacent to the reception.

What about the music? I'm thinking something in a thrash funk metal vein.

Well, close--we've got a couple of pianists to talk to about music during cocktails. For the reception & dinner I want a string quartet, but I don't know how to find a good one. I guess I'll look at bulletin boards at music schools? I wish I had more time in my life.

Yes, he's been very sweet and helpful and money-having.

Money-having is such an excellent trait in a beau. Those Full House residuals can last a lifetime.

And if they do bring kids, that will be cute and we'll have a babysitter and videotapes in a small room adjacent to the reception.

Emmett is a big fan of Spongebob Season Two, The Marx Brothers and Teen Titans.

For the reception & dinner I want a string quartet,

Are you sure about the strings? You know clarinets have a very warm and human tone, I find. Also, theremin players add a certain eerie charm to the event.

I wish I had more time in my life.

Me too! I hope you're not at work. If you are at work, I insist you go home to protect your beauteousness with proper sleep.

Did you know we had fun with erinaceous yesterday? We took her to the pirate store. She got to see Emmett dancing around the sidewalk and singing along (very flat) with his discman.

Also Emmett encountered a hunormous pit bull (with the very cropped fighty ears) that was built like a tank, but was super sweet and friendly. Which made me think of your Malik. erinaceous thinks you need a new dog, btw.

I AM SO JEALOUS THAT ERINACEOUS GOT TO MEET EMMETT OMG.

I am sure about the string quartet, because Mozart's string quartets make me weep, and I want beautiful, heartbreaking music when I marry the love of my life. And for dinner I think Bach would be nice.

Though a theremin rendition of the Buffy/Angel theme would lend a certain drama to the proceedings.

I'm not at work. Just got home from same.

sigh

I wish I could find a job that was fulfilling but wouldn't take up ALL my time. Is that too much to ask?

I am sure about the string quartet, because Mozart's string quartets make me weep, and I want beautiful, heartbreaking music when I marry the love of my life.

And...the funk thrash metal won't work for the this? Have you really thought this through?

And for dinner I think Bach would be nice.

Okay, well that I can see.

I wish I could find a job that was fulfilling but wouldn't take up ALL my time. Is that too much to ask?

I hear they have such jobs in other cities.

Yeah, hence the other-city-moving-to. I just wish we didn't hafta. There are so many things about my life here that I love, if only I had time to enjoy them.

Thanks for letting me squee about the wedding, by the way. I was talking about it an another board I sometimes post on, which will go unnamed, and someone I consider a friend yelled at me for making her feel bad about being single.

and someone I consider a friend yelled at me for making her feel bad about being single.

Hmph. Well I now consider them an ENEMY. HA! I yell at at this "friend" like this: "Do NOT fuck with the Rio's Happy Fun Wedding Buzz. You are harshing her mellow."

U = BEST

I feel bad about it, though. I don't want to be one of those people who go on and on about Their Special Day and don't think about anything else for a interminably long time.

I DO THINK ABOUT OTHER STUFF, OK?

Like, um, well, Buffy. And also my stupid job. And clothes! Also hair. SO THERE SO-CALLED FRIEND.

I feel bad about it, though. I don't want to be one of those people who go on and on about Their Special Day and don't think about anything else for a interminably long time.

Oh no no! You are not allowed to feel bad about this. You are not a bridezilla. JZ gave me the test for bridezillas, which is: makes all the brides maids wear colored contacts so they coordinate their eyes with the dresses with the flowers.

No. You are excited and happy about a happy and exciting thing, and your alleged friend was being a neurotic cow and being selfish.

That is my ruling on the matter.

Also, you will undoubtedly take cuteness to the realm of Ultra Mega Cute on your wedding day. I am very excited for you.

Now, though, I think maybe you should go to sleep.