I'd have lost mine long ago for being so utterly unmoved by Orlando Bloom and Brad Pitt

My sistah!

I only liked Brad Pitt in Thelma and Louise. Otherwise, pfui. Still, I don't mind sharing the Bean with Susan and Bev. I think he's man enough to handle all of us.

Still, I don't mind sharing the Bean with Susan and Bev. I think he's man enough to handle all of us.

Personally, I'd be up for tossing Ioan Gruffudd into the mix, too....

(I think I just saw on his message center that DH is subscribed to this thread. Hi, honey! I love you. Only are you sure that when we get thinner you want to dress up like Lord Peter Wimsey instead of having me hook you up with some nice reenactors who'll get you redcoated or green-jacketed?)

DEEEEEEEEEEENA!

oh. my stars!

I wonder if can ararnge a private F2F. I've got an SG. He can sign that.

Oh. My.

Sean Bean is always, like, "Who?" even after I see him so I guess he is not hot to me. I would, however, shag Deb's whole list. We're married. I get half. And ASH.

I get half. And ASH.

This should always be the rule with halvsies. "Two cookies for you, and two for me... plus ASH."

oh. my stars!

Drool. And he's wearing his glasses!

Faints dead away...

I have to agree with Jen and erika: half. Plus ASH.

Dude, Depp is holding an SG.

I'm-a hurt myself.

Ladies, the pretty is only the half, I'm tellin' ya. Brosnan has a highish tenor speaking voice, it can be caramel-smooth, true, and very nice, and when he gets a hint of his Irish on, it's a pleasure.

Liam Neeson has a wonderful deep baritone, fuzzy, warm voice that just wraps around you like a woolen plaid in t'heather, but there's a brogue, not a burr. Nevertheless, it's lovely, intimate and yum.

Clooney has an ordinary voice, which in intimate moments is so full of laughter and light that listening is as heady as drinking champagne.

Colin Firth has a nimble voice that ranges from low tenor to baritone, skips lightly over a wide and intricate range of emotion, and can arrest one's heartbeat with the hush before a word.

Johnny Depp has a uniquely random, again, ordinary tenor voice, but he's learned to do things with it: take on effortless accent and dialect, deliver intonations of emotion so finely gradiated they can barely be measured except in the response of the listener.

John Hannah, who has come up in recent days in connection with that Auden eulogy, has a light baritone speaking voice, and a Scottish burr to strip the very defenses of myself and many another susceptible female.

Sean Bean's voice? Is sex.on.a.stick. Very very nice indeed when he's being mannerly and upperishly class Brit, dead hot sexy in his natural Yorkshire. Deep baritone, with a rasp to it that raises all the hairs on the back of the neck and the small of the back, turns the sexual radar dish in his direction and awaits further instructions.

So far O/T it's ridiculous, unless Seattle and San Francisco plan to add romantical readings to their respective pimpage, but you guys started it.