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Strix - Jun 08, 2005 5:28:09 am PDT #3136 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

You know, it sounds like they were trying to Make Their Own Porn (Just Add Lesbians!) and it didn't work out so well.

I have tried to watch porn with someone as a precursor to sex, once, and I just can't stop myself from the snark. Poor guy was all excited when I said sure, I'd watch but I didn't think I would find it sexy. HE thought it was all HaWTT, but I just couldn't keep my mouth shut: "Oh, my god! Worst boob job ever! She has more ridges than Ruffles!" and "Wow, for lesbians who are so excited they have to have sex RIGHT NOW, they sure look bored."

DXMachina - Jun 08, 2005 6:12:20 am PDT #3137 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Ah, but I am able to corroborate meara's tale. And, as the first American Buffista to visit Oz, she is the recipient of a shiny new kangaroo dollar.

t cough KateP t /cough

NoiseDesign - Jun 08, 2005 6:22:52 am PDT #3138 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

Wait a sec, I've been there twice! It was before was I was Buffista, but still, once in the 80's, once in the 90's. I've even hiked up Ayer's Rock, been to the opal mines, hiked in the Daintree, and swum off the great barrier reef.

Now I did NOT get to spend time with BT, and as such, the trips just weren't all that good.

Jon B. - Jun 08, 2005 6:24:57 am PDT #3139 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

once in the 80's, once in the 90's.

ND is me!

NoiseDesign - Jun 08, 2005 6:26:15 am PDT #3140 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

ND is me!

Is your wife aware of this?

DXMachina - Jun 08, 2005 6:31:21 am PDT #3141 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Even so, Kate's trip was as a Buffista, and she met up with both John H and Min.

Steph L. - Jun 08, 2005 6:56:42 am PDT #3142 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Ah, but I am able to corroborate meara's tale. And, as the first American Buffista to visit Oz, she is the recipient of a shiny new kangaroo dollar.

I think the stipulation was "the first American Buffista TO VISIT BILLYTEA in Australia." Though I could be wrong.

DXMachina - Jun 08, 2005 7:00:14 am PDT #3143 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Billytea is Oz? Was she wearing her ruby slippers?

Fred Pete - Jun 08, 2005 7:09:56 am PDT #3144 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

And how are John H. and Min?

Kate P. - Jun 08, 2005 7:49:19 am PDT #3145 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Kate's trip was as a Buffista, and she met up with both John H and Min.

And Angus and plasmo!

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