The couple across the street from Trudy, Hil and Debet's room.
Xander ,'Lessons'
F2F 3: Who's Bringing the Guacamole?
Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: San Francisco, May 19-21, 2006! Everything else, go here! Swag!
It was quite a show. They started in the bed (with curtains wide open and lights on) and then moved to the balcony.
It was not pretty.
Trudy has expressed her increased appreciation for the skills of porn actors. And Brenda may be the first person to smoke after someone else has sex.
We tried to fling beads at them but we were all girls or threw like one. About the fourth time Drew missed we made him stop. It was sad and besides, I earned those suckers.
Kristin was offended when she realized they knew we were watching and did not care.
I think that's the funniest part of all -- if they thought it was hawt hawt hawt they had noooooooo idea how badly they were being snarked.
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I met John H (though, um, I forgot to get pictures)! And saw Billytea!! And Friday, I see Fay!
t /taunty
No pictures, no proof. I'm thinking meara is typing from DC.
Ah, but I am able to corroborate meara's tale. And, as the first American Buffista to visit Oz, she is the recipient of a shiny new kangaroo dollar.
I wasn't offended; it just lost its appeal. I think it was the fact that watching them was reinforcing their perception that they were hawt, which the most definitively were not. Ew. It was one thing when we were thinking, "Hey, dumbasses, close your window." When I realized that they thought they were putting on a show for us and were sooooo sex-ay...well, yeah. NSM.
Sometimes I am callous and strange. I know this.
You know, it sounds like they were trying to Make Their Own Porn (Just Add Lesbians!) and it didn't work out so well.
I have tried to watch porn with someone as a precursor to sex, once, and I just can't stop myself from the snark. Poor guy was all excited when I said sure, I'd watch but I didn't think I would find it sexy. HE thought it was all HaWTT, but I just couldn't keep my mouth shut: "Oh, my god! Worst boob job ever! She has more ridges than Ruffles!" and "Wow, for lesbians who are so excited they have to have sex RIGHT NOW, they sure look bored."
Ah, but I am able to corroborate meara's tale. And, as the first American Buffista to visit Oz, she is the recipient of a shiny new kangaroo dollar.
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