Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


F2F 3: Who's Bringing the Guacamole?  

Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: San Francisco, May 19-21, 2006! Everything else, go here! Swag!


Tom Scola - Jun 07, 2005 1:32:43 am PDT #3128 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

The couple across the street from Trudy, Hil and Debet's room.


Pix - Jun 07, 2005 2:43:25 am PDT #3129 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

It was quite a show. They started in the bed (with curtains wide open and lights on) and then moved to the balcony.

It was not pretty.


Toddson - Jun 07, 2005 3:21:01 am PDT #3130 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Trudy has expressed her increased appreciation for the skills of porn actors. And Brenda may be the first person to smoke after someone else has sex.


Trudy Booth - Jun 07, 2005 9:11:53 pm PDT #3131 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

We tried to fling beads at them but we were all girls or threw like one. About the fourth time Drew missed we made him stop. It was sad and besides, I earned those suckers.

Kristin was offended when she realized they knew we were watching and did not care.

I think that's the funniest part of all -- if they thought it was hawt hawt hawt they had noooooooo idea how badly they were being snarked.


meara - Jun 08, 2005 12:25:07 am PDT #3132 of 10001

t taunty taunty

I met John H (though, um, I forgot to get pictures)! And saw Billytea!! And Friday, I see Fay!

t /taunty


Laura - Jun 08, 2005 4:07:19 am PDT #3133 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

No pictures, no proof. I'm thinking meara is typing from DC.


billytea - Jun 08, 2005 4:28:07 am PDT #3134 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Ah, but I am able to corroborate meara's tale. And, as the first American Buffista to visit Oz, she is the recipient of a shiny new kangaroo dollar.


Pix - Jun 08, 2005 5:23:51 am PDT #3135 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

I wasn't offended; it just lost its appeal. I think it was the fact that watching them was reinforcing their perception that they were hawt, which the most definitively were not. Ew. It was one thing when we were thinking, "Hey, dumbasses, close your window." When I realized that they thought they were putting on a show for us and were sooooo sex-ay...well, yeah. NSM.

Sometimes I am callous and strange. I know this.


Strix - Jun 08, 2005 5:28:09 am PDT #3136 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

You know, it sounds like they were trying to Make Their Own Porn (Just Add Lesbians!) and it didn't work out so well.

I have tried to watch porn with someone as a precursor to sex, once, and I just can't stop myself from the snark. Poor guy was all excited when I said sure, I'd watch but I didn't think I would find it sexy. HE thought it was all HaWTT, but I just couldn't keep my mouth shut: "Oh, my god! Worst boob job ever! She has more ridges than Ruffles!" and "Wow, for lesbians who are so excited they have to have sex RIGHT NOW, they sure look bored."


DXMachina - Jun 08, 2005 6:12:20 am PDT #3137 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Ah, but I am able to corroborate meara's tale. And, as the first American Buffista to visit Oz, she is the recipient of a shiny new kangaroo dollar.

t cough KateP t /cough