Screwing on a balcony in front of Kwistin is only offensive to her if she knows you KNOW that she is watching.
Bwahhahahahaha. I'm such a stubborn weirdo. I only want to be a voyeur on my own terms, dammit!
But? There's always a but. When this is over, can we have a big 'but' moratorium?
Fred ,'Smile Time'
F2F 3: Who's Bringing the Guacamole?
Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: San Francisco, May 19-21, 2006! Everything else, go here! Swag!
Pix - May 25, 2005 7:45:04 am PDT #3060 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
Trudy Booth - May 25, 2005 7:47:33 am PDT #3061 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I can understand your offence, in a way.
Though if they thought that WE thought it was "HAWT HAWT HAWT" they had zero clue how hard they were being snarked.
Pix - May 25, 2005 7:51:01 am PDT #3062 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
I think that was what really was getting to me. Oh EW would that not be my porn of choice.
("Rhythm! Rhythm! No, to the left! No, your OTHER left!")
Trudy Booth - May 25, 2005 8:03:52 am PDT #3063 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I think we all learned something valuable:
We're all good at sex -- or at least better than these dorks.
brenda m - May 25, 2005 8:07:40 am PDT #3064 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Also, take the time to look around before commencing oral sex on the balcony.
Trudy Booth - May 25, 2005 8:11:20 am PDT #3065 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
ALSO if you're going to ride your partner's lap and make overly-happy faces make sure there aren't witnesses who know he's not packing nearly enough to reach your good bits in any meaningful way.
It's bad enough when you fake it for one, man.
DebetEsse - May 25, 2005 8:13:18 am PDT #3066 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.
No, that will just creep Kristin out more, as she'll have to give up denial sooner.
Frankenbuddha - May 25, 2005 8:28:48 am PDT #3067 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I only want to be a voyeur on my own terms, dammit!
What's that line? "It's no fun playing strip poker with an exhibitionist".
Pix - May 25, 2005 9:15:48 am PDT #3068 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
Debet, I seem to remember someone else averting her eyes before I did...!
Aims - May 25, 2005 9:17:46 am PDT #3069 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Pssst - K...IM?