ALSO if you're going to ride your partner's lap and make overly-happy faces make sure there aren't witnesses who know he's not packing nearly enough to reach your good bits in any meaningful way.
It's bad enough when you fake it for one, man.
Eggs. The living legend needs eggs. Or maybe another milk.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
F2F 3: Who's Bringing the Guacamole?
Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: San Francisco, May 19-21, 2006! Everything else, go here! Swag!
Trudy Booth - May 25, 2005 8:11:20 am PDT #3065 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
DebetEsse - May 25, 2005 8:13:18 am PDT #3066 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.
No, that will just creep Kristin out more, as she'll have to give up denial sooner.
Frankenbuddha - May 25, 2005 8:28:48 am PDT #3067 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I only want to be a voyeur on my own terms, dammit!
What's that line? "It's no fun playing strip poker with an exhibitionist".
Pix - May 25, 2005 9:15:48 am PDT #3068 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
Debet, I seem to remember someone else averting her eyes before I did...!
Aims - May 25, 2005 9:17:46 am PDT #3069 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Pssst - K...IM?
DebetEsse - May 25, 2005 9:18:21 am PDT #3070 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.
Yes. Repeatedly. I was in the "oh my God, I don't think I can watch this" place from more or less the beginning. The bit I find entertaining is that you were cool with the whole thing until the plausible deniability evaporated.
brenda m - May 25, 2005 9:19:10 am PDT #3071 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
You mean when she waved at us? I don't really think they saw us before then.
DebetEsse - May 25, 2005 9:21:54 am PDT #3072 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.
I think the move onto the balcony was where it evaporated, to me. If not aware of us, they were, at least, perfectly comfortable and aware of the possibility of on-lookers. Before that, they could have been nelieved to be just that drunk (and given the rest of the performance, well, that holds up even better)
§ ita § - May 25, 2005 9:22:36 am PDT #3073 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
comfortable and aware of the possibility of on-lookers
Perhaps even seeking it.
Every exhibitionist needs a voyeur.
Fred Pete - May 25, 2005 9:31:27 am PDT #3074 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
You're talking about a city where, for substantial periods every year, crowds of people urge strangers to engage in public nudity. During the winter.
Sex on a balcony? Next logical step.