I will try! Seriously, the last time I went to NO, I was no joke broke.
I figure if I can't scrounge drinks flasihng my tits, no one can. And hey, I can make up impromtu lewd verse for $2 a pop for passerby.
Mal: Does.. um.. does this seem kind of tight? Kaylee: Shows off your backside.
'Shindig'
F2F 3: Who's Bringing the Guacamole?
Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: San Francisco, May 19-21, 2006! Everything else, go here! Swag!
Strix - Jan 18, 2005 4:09:22 pm PST #1031 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Polter-Cow - Jan 18, 2005 4:33:16 pm PST #1032 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Erin might come, Erin might come!!!!!
But is that a porn joke?
Strix - Jan 18, 2005 4:34:09 pm PST #1033 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Dude, it's the punchline to my LIFE.
Pix - Jan 18, 2005 4:36:38 pm PST #1034 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
I will buy you a drink regardless of breast flashing. Not that I'm trying to discourage you, mind...
Polter-Cow - Jan 18, 2005 4:39:09 pm PST #1035 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
There're going to be breasts?! I might come after all.
DavidS - Jan 18, 2005 4:40:59 pm PST #1036 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
There're going to be breasts?! I might come after all.
Dude. You have no idea.
Strix - Jan 18, 2005 4:42:06 pm PST #1037 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
There're going to be breasts?! I might come after all.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Pause.
HHHHHAAAAAAA!
Um, yeah, a little cleavage, maybe.
§ ita § - Jan 18, 2005 4:42:39 pm PST #1038 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
There're going to be breasts?! I might come after all.
But is that a porn joke?
Strix - Jan 18, 2005 4:44:46 pm PST #1039 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Touche!
Polter-Cow - Jan 18, 2005 4:47:13 pm PST #1040 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
But is that a porn joke?
I don't normally do this, but: bwah!