Wesley: All right. I'm going to let you all in on something you may have trouble comprehending. I assure you however-- Gunn: Vampires are real. Wesley: I was telling!

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


F2F 3: Who's Bringing the Guacamole?  

Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: San Francisco, May 19-21, 2006! Everything else, go here! Swag!


Strix - Jan 18, 2005 4:34:09 pm PST #1033 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Dude, it's the punchline to my LIFE.


Pix - Jan 18, 2005 4:36:38 pm PST #1034 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I will buy you a drink regardless of breast flashing. Not that I'm trying to discourage you, mind...


Polter-Cow - Jan 18, 2005 4:39:09 pm PST #1035 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

There're going to be breasts?! I might come after all.


DavidS - Jan 18, 2005 4:40:59 pm PST #1036 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

There're going to be breasts?! I might come after all.

Dude. You have no idea.


Strix - Jan 18, 2005 4:42:06 pm PST #1037 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

There're going to be breasts?! I might come after all.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Pause.

HHHHHAAAAAAA!

Um, yeah, a little cleavage, maybe.


§ ita § - Jan 18, 2005 4:42:39 pm PST #1038 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

There're going to be breasts?! I might come after all.

But is that a porn joke?


Strix - Jan 18, 2005 4:44:46 pm PST #1039 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Touche!


Polter-Cow - Jan 18, 2005 4:47:13 pm PST #1040 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

But is that a porn joke?

I don't normally do this, but: bwah!


NoiseDesign - Jan 18, 2005 4:52:08 pm PST #1041 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

Imagine that, discussions of the Buffistas getting together ending in porn.

I love this place.


Strix - Jan 18, 2005 4:53:45 pm PST #1042 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

We started off talking about booze, then I came in and then...

Oh, yeah, Natural progression.

Degression? Retrogression?

Oh I know -- TRANSgression.