Zoe: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing? Book: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.

'War Stories'


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Theodosia - Feb 27, 2006 9:40:39 am PST #7227 of 10003
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Nope. sigh I'm working on converting the spreadsheet into Notes, which I DO have.


tommyrot - Feb 27, 2006 9:43:20 am PST #7228 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Can one run SQL queries against Excel data in Excel?


Tom Scola - Feb 27, 2006 9:47:09 am PST #7229 of 10003
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Theoretically, you could write a SQL parser/interpreter in VBA, but no.


tommyrot - Feb 27, 2006 9:51:33 am PST #7230 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yeah, I just discovered that you can run queries against external data (in SQL Server), but that's it.

I think a lot of people use spreadsheets (especially Excel) for data that a database would be more suitable for. Which is understandable, as I think there are a lot more people with spreadsheet experiance than database experience.


Jessica - Feb 27, 2006 9:54:12 am PST #7231 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Which is understandable, as I think there are a lot more people with spreadsheet experiance than database experience.

Also, Excel is cheaper.


§ ita § - Feb 27, 2006 12:02:42 pm PST #7232 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Conjecture about what Apple will announce tomorrow. The last one made me laugh out loud.


Jessica - Feb 27, 2006 12:11:13 pm PST #7233 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Hee. I really like the look of the MacTablet Pro, even if it is imaginary.


NoiseDesign - Feb 27, 2006 12:16:24 pm PST #7234 of 10003
Our wings are not tired

I want a Mac Tablet so. damned. much. I have one of the Toshiba Tablets and it's great. I really really really want that with OS X. It's so much nicer when I have to make adjustments to a system and am wandering an entire facility.


esse - Feb 27, 2006 2:18:04 pm PST #7235 of 10003
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

It would be doubly cool with the integrated video hard/software too.


esse - Feb 27, 2006 2:23:35 pm PST #7236 of 10003
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Okay, just looked at those pictures--I totally want a mac pda. And/or a mac tablet. Rawr.