I think God has a Jack Bauer complex.
Giles, if you would like to get by in American society, then you are going to have to follow our traditions. You're the patriarch. You have to host the festivities, or it's all meaningless.
Buffy ,'Sleeper'
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Nutty - May 16, 2005 8:41:53 am PDT #952 of 3486
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Jessica - May 16, 2005 8:42:36 am PDT #953 of 3486
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
That would explain all the smiting.
Topic!Cindy - May 16, 2005 10:12:15 am PDT #954 of 3486
What is even happening?
To be fair, it doesn't take much to understanding smiting, at least where humans are the smitten, when and where smiting capability is a given.
I'd totally be a smiter.
Smite. Smote. Smitten. The words are meaningless.
JoeCrow - May 16, 2005 5:36:03 pm PDT #955 of 3486
"what's left when you take biology and sociology out of the picture?" "An autistic hermaphodite." -Allyson
Ahh, see, you've over-smit yourself. Step back from the thunderbolt for a bit and your joy in smiting will return.
Jessica - May 16, 2005 5:56:55 pm PDT #956 of 3486
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
So, I heard Tony dies in the finale. I'm assuming it's true, since he and Michelle got their teary goodbye in.
le nubian - May 16, 2005 5:58:50 pm PDT #957 of 3486
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
oh what bullshit. It kinda looks like he might be a goner.
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in other news, "Charmed" was renewed for God's sake. So this finale should be interesting.
Topic!Cindy - May 17, 2005 3:10:12 am PDT #958 of 3486
What is even happening?
Yeah. I said goodbye to him last night, as soon as he started telling her he wanted them to walk away from it and start anew.
Darn it. I love Tony.
In other 24-cast news, in one of the articles I read about this week's upfronts, apparently Dennis Haysbert has a pilot for a show, in the new season, but last I knew whatever network it was for, hadn't made their pick-up announcements. Sorry for being a font of nothing. I just woke up. I'm not used to waking up this late.
Lyra Jane - May 20, 2005 10:08:28 am PDT #959 of 3486
Up with the sun
in other news, "Charmed" was renewed for God's sake. So this finale should be interesting.
Yeah, I really don't get that. Aren't they supposed to all die at the end of this finale?
DavidS - May 20, 2005 10:20:17 am PDT #960 of 3486
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
The Great Mysteries of Neverending Renewal:
Charmed
JAG
Murphy Brown
Facts of Life
Nutty - May 20, 2005 10:25:47 am PDT #961 of 3486
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
I think JAG has finally ended. Anyway, I saw ads for its finale, and they were ads like, "Who gets paired off?" rather than "Who will hang one-handed off a cliff for 4 months?" Considering it is a show with rules about who may not sleep with whom, I think that means ending.
My Great Mysteries list includes the lesser Law & Orders as well. (Also, possibly, the main one, because I am the biggest purist in the world.)