Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


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Jessica - Dec 22, 2004 7:00:14 am PST #461 of 3486
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

AND Tori Spelling. It's like they cast a net of non-suckiness over the entire set. (Although Tori Spelling was also good in that movie about the gay guy trying to get laid. So maybe she just needs to be well-cast.)


Steph L. - Dec 22, 2004 7:01:45 am PST #462 of 3486
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Oh, and the spoiler from Wanda, that says "Two of the characters are related in a way that is different than what we think," -- couldn't it be Michael and Walt?


Steph L. - Dec 22, 2004 7:06:18 am PST #463 of 3486
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

AND Tori Spelling. It's like they cast a net of non-suckiness over the entire set.

I know!


Jessica - Dec 22, 2004 7:18:08 am PST #464 of 3486
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

couldn't it be Michael and Walt?

It could indeed.


le nubian - Dec 22, 2004 7:32:41 am PST #465 of 3486
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

well, I always assumed there is a story with Michael and Walt, so that wouldn't be too terribly surprising. Perrineau pretty much indicated as such a while ago in a mini-interview.


le nubian - Dec 22, 2004 7:36:53 am PST #466 of 3486
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Boone definitely has made reference to Shannon and what they did when they were little, so they did interact with each other for years.

The Boone ep is supposed to be "racy" but I assumed that was Shannon having sex with the man she ran to Australia with.


Jars - Dec 22, 2004 9:55:18 am PST #467 of 3486

I'm thinking perhaps Michael is gay. Walt's mother was having him for Michael and Partner and decided not to hand the kid over?

Okay, yes, I'm having problems figuring out how they're going to make Michael's story interesting. Walt's story is going to be related to the island, methinks, but Michael can't only be interesting in relation to Walt. So, hmm.


le nubian - Dec 22, 2004 10:21:26 am PST #468 of 3486
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I don't think Michael is gay - that's not what I head from spoilers, but I guess anything is possible.


Jars - Dec 22, 2004 10:25:51 am PST #469 of 3486

Yeah, it is incredibly unlikely. I'm afraid Lost is my first show that I have absolutlely no RL people to talk about with, so I've no one to rein in my crack-fuelled theories.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 22, 2004 10:35:26 am PST #470 of 3486
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I don't think a gay man would have been transfixed by Sun's boobies for, like, 20 minutes while being pursued by scary noises from the jungle. Actually, since even Boone's previously sure gayness has since been called into question, it seems that heterosexuality, like prettiness, may have been a survival factor in the crash.