Once a Lost Boy, always a Lost Boy...
You know, I just... I woke up, and I looked in the mirror, and I thought, hey, what's with all the sin? I need to change. I'm... I'm dirty. I'm, I'm bad with the... sex and the envy and that, that loud music us kids listen to nowadays.
Buffy ,'Lessons'
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DXMachina - Dec 27, 2006 5:34:34 pm PST #1732 of 3486
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Steph L. - Dec 27, 2006 5:55:51 pm PST #1733 of 3486
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I'm beginning to think that Jack Bauer's life is actually crappier than Frodo's.
DXMachina - Dec 27, 2006 5:57:55 pm PST #1734 of 3486
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
He's still got all his fingers, though, right?
Nutty - Dec 27, 2006 7:20:01 pm PST #1735 of 3486
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
You know, I am trying to imagine Jack biting a guy to death on the neck, and all I am coming up with mental-image-wise is the sharks in James and the Giant Peach, all trying to get a bite of the peach when it's in the water and discovering their overbites are too large for them to get any kind of grip.
Not that Jack Bauer has an overbite, but I bet he also doesn't have a muzzle the size of a mastiff's.
beekaytee - Dec 27, 2006 7:50:59 pm PST #1736 of 3486
Compassionately intolerant
Whoa. Midnight Express much? Yeeew.
Frankenbuddha - Dec 28, 2006 3:34:58 am PST #1737 of 3486
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Principal McHottie is now President McHottie
Do they explain how the heck this came to be? And is it a non-lame explanation?
Once a Lost Boy, always a Lost Boy...
Ah hahahahahahahahaha!!!!
I'm beginning to think that Jack Bauer's life is actually crappier than Frodo's.
He certainly has a much worse track record of saving his nearest and dearest.
Jessica - Dec 28, 2006 5:55:41 am PST #1738 of 3486
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Do they explain how the heck this came to be? And is it a non-lame explanation?
No explanation -- it's 2 years after the end of last season, so presumably there was an election. (I guess the American people decided that after President McReallyEvil, they'd be better off sticking with the Palmer family.)
There's also a Palmer sister who for some reason was never mentioned before, but is now a lawyer for some Islamic-American rights organization.
And a very touching scene in the second ep where Jack tries to torture a suspect for information, gives up when he decides that he won't get anything, and then when the suspect cracks under just a little more torture from the ex-terrorist who Jack is now helping to escape, Jack makes a sad face and says "I don't know how to do this anymore." Poor Jack!
Strega - Dec 28, 2006 6:14:25 am PST #1739 of 3486
That is hilarious!
Frankenbuddha - Dec 28, 2006 6:28:31 am PST #1740 of 3486
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Jack makes a sad face and says "I don't know how to do this anymore." Poor Jack!
Buck up, Jack. You've got 22 more hours to get your torture legs back.
Jessica - Dec 28, 2006 6:30:12 am PST #1741 of 3486
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I predict that Jack's tragic inability to properly stab people with electrodes will last about as long as his heroin withdrawal.