No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


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Topic!Cindy - Aug 05, 2005 8:17:11 am PDT #1148 of 3486
What is even happening?

Has anyone seen these strange spoilers about an upcoming Lana-in-danger Smallville episode where she gets attacked by a krypto-vampire lesbian sorority girl named Buffy Sanders? Someone please debunk and tell me they are fake.

That's gotta be fan fic, right?


DebetEsse - Aug 05, 2005 8:22:43 am PDT #1149 of 3486
Woe to the fucking wicked.

You've met Smallville, right, Cindy? I mean...well, I wouldn't put it past them.


Calli - Aug 05, 2005 8:31:28 am PDT #1150 of 3486
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

That's gotta be fan fic, right?

I used to say that about SV plot ideas that seemed too goofy to be true. Now I say it in those few moments when SV plots make sense, display a concept of continuity, remain true to the characters, etc. Which is to say, not often.


Topic!Cindy - Aug 05, 2005 8:31:39 am PDT #1151 of 3486
What is even happening?

Heh. We only know each other well enough to say "Hi" in the halls.


Narrator - Aug 05, 2005 8:45:03 am PDT #1152 of 3486
The evil is this way?

Has anyone seen these strange spoilers about an upcoming Lana-in-danger Smallville episode where she gets attacked by a krypto-vampire lesbian sorority girl named Buffy Sanders? Someone please debunk and tell me they are fake.

I might actually watch SV if this was on.


candyb - Aug 05, 2005 8:57:02 am PDT #1153 of 3486

I've wandered around a bit and gosh, it looks like those spoilers are true. It's to be the 5th episode of the new season and its called "Thirst".


Topic!Cindy - Aug 05, 2005 8:57:30 am PDT #1154 of 3486
What is even happening?

Okay, Narrator. I'm in if you are.


Narrator - Aug 05, 2005 9:41:53 am PDT #1155 of 3486
The evil is this way?

Okay, Narrator. I'm in if you are.

Deal. But wait -- when is SV on? If it's against VM and "Lost" then I've run out of ways to watch.


DavidS - Aug 05, 2005 10:48:30 am PDT #1156 of 3486
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I've wandered around a bit and gosh, it looks like those spoilers are true. It's to be the 5th episode of the new season and its called "Thirst".

No way! I am disbelieving this.


Topic!Cindy - Aug 05, 2005 11:21:40 am PDT #1157 of 3486
What is even happening?

Deal. But wait -- when is SV on? If it's against VM and "Lost" then I've run out of ways to watch.

Oh, good point. It might be. I never did manage to stay with Lost. I have to catch up with VM, because too many people who love what I love--love it. Maybe I'll just watch the Buffy Sanders episode. It looks like (at least right now) that it's on Wednesdays at 9 (8 Central). [link]