It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

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§ ita § - Oct 06, 2005 9:08:20 am PDT #9563 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Can you guys clarify something -- what was the name of the guy that took Desmond down the hatch?


Amy - Oct 06, 2005 9:09:12 am PDT #9564 of 10000
Because books.

I think it was Kelvin. Calvin? One or the other.


Jessica - Oct 06, 2005 9:10:01 am PDT #9565 of 10000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I heard Kelvin too. But it could have been Calvin, or Kevin maybe.

[eta: Calvin would probably make the most sense, as it's the most matchy with the Locke/Rousseau motif.]


§ ita § - Oct 06, 2005 9:11:05 am PDT #9566 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That's what I thought -- Calvin.

Thanks!


tavella - Oct 06, 2005 9:22:50 am PDT #9567 of 10000
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists.

Kelvin fits with the "Man of Science" theme, though. Lord Kelvin. And I definitely heard Kelvin, not Calvin. But it's possible it was just Desmond's accent.


lunda - Oct 06, 2005 9:25:29 am PDT #9568 of 10000
Sometimes evil drives a minivan.

FWIW, the closed captioning said Kelvin.


Sean K - Oct 06, 2005 9:28:12 am PDT #9569 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Yeah, but close captioning has been wrong on this show before.


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 06, 2005 3:05:41 pm PDT #9570 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

That's why I'm thinking it's an experiment on human behavior. Tell someone it's the "end of the world" and they'll tolerate the most outrageous bullshit.

If someone ever hooks me up to this sort of thing, kiss all your asses goodbye... because even if I devoutly believed what I'd been told it would take about 2 nights of interrupted sleep for me to decide "Screw it! If the world blows up, at least I'll be asleep when it happens."


Zenkitty - Oct 06, 2005 3:21:47 pm PDT #9571 of 10000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I'm with Matt. I'd rather be exploded than spend the rest of my life pushing a button every 108 minutes. Especially without knowing what it was supposed to stop happening.


lisah - Oct 07, 2005 6:38:49 am PDT #9572 of 10000
Punishingly Intricate

If someone ever hooks me up to this sort of thing, kiss all your asses goodbye... because even if I devoutly believed what I'd been told it would take about 2 nights of interrupted sleep for me to decide "Screw it! If the world blows up, at least I'll be asleep when it happens."

THANK YOU ! Yes! me too. boy that whole thing bugged the crap out of me.