Mal: That's not what I saw. You like to tell me what really happened? Book: I surely would. And maybe someday I will.

'Safe'


Lost: OMGWTF POLAR BEAR  

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Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 07, 2005 7:14:38 am PDT #7493 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I actually did want Kate to give Jack some kind of, "Look, just because I have BOOBS doesn't mean I know how to DELIVER BABIES!" speech, because it seems to be a common television misconception, and just ONCE I would like to see it corrected. (Farscape came closest.) But she didn't.

I couldn't decide whether it was a case of chauvinism on Jack's part, chauvinism on the writers' part, Jack giving the task to someone Claire would be more calm and comfortable with, or Jack knowing that Kate does well under pressure whereas Charlie would be having the mother of all freakouts and be no help whatsoever.

Unless he was in love with Boone, which I don't think they meant to imply, somehow.

Well, it would explain the "OMG! LOCKE MURDERED BOONE!!!1!" overreaction, but I agree that it's unlikely that was the intent.

What do people think Jack told Shannon about Boone's last words? Did he tell Shannon Boone luuuved her?

OK, this would be very funny given what Shannon knows about Boone that Jack doesn't. Also, I can just see Sayid's silent "dammit!" reaction when he hears.


Scrappy - Apr 07, 2005 7:18:24 am PDT #7494 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Don't people tend to default to the female because birth involves a lot of goolie inspecting? I can see them defaulting to a guy if it was a testicular problem.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 07, 2005 7:19:38 am PDT #7495 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Wouldn't any non-doctor guy be too busy wincing and crossing his legs to be any help?


§ ita § - Apr 07, 2005 7:21:19 am PDT #7496 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I thought it was pretty clear that Jin couldn't deliver the baby, and that Charlie couldn't deliver the baby, and that Kate was already there. I might have thought about sending Sun -- she strikes me as the only one with any qualifications who's a regular. But it was a good thing she was with Jack in the end.

As a family member I wouldn't think it weird to be told someone's last thoughts were of me. Especially if it were true.


Jessica - Apr 07, 2005 7:22:17 am PDT #7497 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Wouldn't any non-doctor guy be too busy wincing and crossing his legs to be any help?

Moreso than a woman who's never had kids?

Having a vagina does not automatically make one an expert in getting a baby out of someone else's, is all I'm sayin'.


Allyson - Apr 07, 2005 7:23:06 am PDT #7498 of 10000
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Okay, this makes me laugh.

Jif Peanut Butter sent us a giftpack for auction, as did Hansen's, who make "Lost" energy drink.

I just clap my hands and smile. That's just so much fun.


§ ita § - Apr 07, 2005 7:23:54 am PDT #7499 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Having a vagina does not automatically make one an expert in getting a baby out of someone else's, is all I'm sayin'.

No, but it does make the whole staring at a vagina thing marginally less ... confused.


Nutty - Apr 07, 2005 7:26:44 am PDT #7500 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Don't people tend to default to the female because birth involves a lot of goolie inspecting?

The only person I've ever known who passed out looking at birth photos was female. But, I bet that men have a lesser baseline for "yes, popping a crenshaw melon out a nostril here!" Excepting the exceedingly squeamish of both sexes, most women have more education about what happens at birth than most men do. Notice Charlie was like, "we should boil some water!" which, while a nice step, is useful in an outdoor, no-tools birth only for the making of tea.


Anne W. - Apr 07, 2005 7:29:27 am PDT #7501 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Were we the only ones to yell "Dave! MOOOOOOOO" at the screen during that first tying the bow tie scene?

I'm scratching my head over this reference.


Scrappy - Apr 07, 2005 7:31:22 am PDT #7502 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Look at it this way--if YOU had to be naked from the waist down with your legs over someone's shoulders and them staring at the gates of paradise for a long period, and it had to be, say, someone you worked with, would you randomly choose a guy or another female?