Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.

'Beneath You'


Lost: OMGWTF POLAR BEAR  

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Betsy HP - Jan 14, 2005 3:02:03 pm PST #4965 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Passionfruit actually grows on a vine, and relatively quickly.

Guava I'm not so sure about. They ought to be concentrating on stuff you can eat as greenery rather than stuff you have to wait for the fruit of.


Sophia Brooks - Jan 14, 2005 3:03:24 pm PST #4966 of 10000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

BWAH

Seriously, she said that Sun was planting a garden and had started an orchard "over there". I think


DavidS - Jan 14, 2005 3:05:36 pm PST #4967 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Twice.

Two more times than ita, then.


Emily - Jan 14, 2005 3:06:25 pm PST #4968 of 10000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

It's not a healthy love.

Well, their possible love will be choked and wither due to being forced into such proximity.

Actually, it's an excellent metaphor. Go planting trees in a vegetable garden! Choose planting...garden! (My favorite ever Simpsons line: "Brevity is ... wit.")

Oh, hush, Betsy, with the realistic plant knowledge. Fine. Kill my metaphor with the light-blocking canopy of your... gardening facts.

(Edit: Curse (accent grave) d misplaced apostrophe! Causing my flights of fantastic loquacity...ciousness...ism to trip and fall on the awkward pebble of mistaken punctuation! With the monster coming to eat it!)


§ ita § - Jan 14, 2005 3:08:49 pm PST #4969 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Guava's a tree.

Two more times than ita, then.

And why am I being namechecked again? Even people who've never fallen in love have probably been in love more times than I have. It's no challenge.


Polter-Cow - Jan 14, 2005 3:09:42 pm PST #4970 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Even people who've never fallen in love have probably been in love more times than I have.

You've been in love a negative number of times?


§ ita § - Jan 14, 2005 3:11:09 pm PST #4971 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You've been in love a negative number of times?

If we averaged the love, I'd be in the red.


le nubian - Jan 14, 2005 3:13:47 pm PST #4972 of 10000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

And why am I being namechecked again?

Just making sure you defend your #1 status into 2005...


DavidS - Jan 14, 2005 3:44:35 pm PST #4973 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

And why am I being namechecked again?

Sorry. You're my number one love conundrum.


DCJensen - Jan 14, 2005 5:30:36 pm PST #4974 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

And why am I being namechecked again?

Sorry. You're my number one love conundrum.

There's a song in there, somewhere.

My first instinct was country song, but the word conundrum would cause too many brains to explode. Blood drenched cowboy hats everywhere.