There is something a little magnetic about Locke. Trouble is, I don't know if its a "Let me kill you a boar and protect you from the Invisomechasaurus while I charm you with insect metaphors" magnetism or a "Come here so I can offer you up as bloody sacrifice to the island gods which gave back me legs" magnetism.

But yes, nice eyes.

I just love my Charlie. But I would F Sawyer and Sayid, anyway.

Also, it is driving me nuts tha Jack was Charlie on Party of Five. I mean I might need to increase the doasage on m " medication".

We need a new category for Locke. Maybe a W for Worship or a T for Torture? What say you?

I don't think he'd be any fun to torture.

Jin would be fun, with the breaking, and stuff. And Boone, probably.

MAN, I'd like someone to torture Boone.

Wow, where DOES my Boone hate-on come from? It's just all free-floating.

I vote W for Locke, for watch from a safe distance.

I don't think he'd be any fun to torture.

Jin would be fun, with the breaking, and stuff. And Boone, probably.

I like ita's mind. It's scary, but I like it.

MAN, I'd like someone to torture Boone.

If you had to watch it? Probably would be just as boring.

If you had to watch it? Probably would be just as boring.

Not if you have a good torturer.

Locke would just resist then die.

Boone, he would need to fight it. And you could totally play with his mind, make him think he is being a hero, he is giving you a hard time, and then crush him body and soul with a flick of your wrist.

You had a better plan for how to spend the next twenty minutes?

Jin, on the other hand, would be a challenge.

OMG, Boone is the new Riley, isn't he?

If, say, Riley had a squicky vibe with a sister, I mean.

No, never mind. Boon is Ben - who DID have a squicky vibe with his "sister".

Jack is Riley.

Boone: "Owwww! I'll tell you what you want to know! Just stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Aaagh!"

Torturer: "I haven't even touched you, yet!"