this was posted at the Fuselage by a poster named MARCEE. it made me laugh and i had to share it with you guys.
There once was a plane that had crashed
The fuselage got pretty smashed
Pretty people were stranded
On the beach where they landed
They might as well drink til
they're trashed!
A doctor, a druggie and Kate
Some guy who is quite overweight
John Locke kind of acts
Like Steve Irwin on crack
I think I'll ask Sawyer to mate.
Then there's a pregnant chick named Claire
And a random dead polar bear
We all wonder 'bout Ethan
We all think he's a heathen
Sayid sweats more than anyone there.
We obssess more than most fans we know
About this new ABC show
We spend way too much time
Hanging out here online
If we're not careful we'll turn into Rosseau!
For now that is all I can say
But tomorrow's another day
If you want to hear more
I'm a spoiler whooooore
And I'm only a keyboard away