'Never Leave Me'
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Two weeks, actually.
Oh crap, that's right.
So, supposing he doesn't get eaten and/or Locke-d, how pissed is Sayid going to be to get back and find them all golfing?
Hee. The whole golfing thing cracked me up. It's so true of human nature. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, indeed.
Well, he also cut the grass somehow. I mean, it was longish, but it wasn't long enough to be wilderness.
It could be naturally short, I've run into open medows in the middle of woods in Northern Minnesota that just had shorter varieties of grass.
Or maybe they have blinvisible sheep....
Maybe the Iron Giant has a weedwhacker attachment.
That Yahtzee fic I posted a link to earlier has so corrupted me. Previously if I took note of Boone at all it was to roll my eyes and wonder what he was going to be wrong about this time. But last night I paid attention and was cracking up over the way he was all "Did you hear that Jack's playing golf? I have to go watch that RIGHT NOW! Because who wouldn't want to walk a couple miles through the jungle to watch Jack play the most exciting spectator sport EVER? Did I mention it's JACK?!?" [Pees himself in his enthusiasm]
Actually, I kept expecting Sayid to be walking along and a golf ball land at his feet.
This would be followed by the sight of the golfers and entourage picking their way through the jungle looking for the ball someone hooked...
Or maybe they have blinvisible sheep....
Or there may be goats. Because pigs are non-native to the South Pacific (as are all large mammals, actually), so whoever brought the pigs might have brought goats too.
Cleolinda funny. Me bored and sleepy.
I thought the fact that there were people playing golf was weird enough, but all they've seen of Jack is scowly-growly-busting-the-group's-hump Jack for the last week or so.
So, basically partly that there were people playing Golf, and partly that Jack would take time out to *play.*
What I want to know is how is anyone going to make a decent putt with all that whispering from the jungle to distact them. Damn ghosts!
What I want to know is how is anyone going to make a decent putt with all that whispering from the jungle to distact them. Damn ghosts!
Heh. The whispering is actually Spaulding, from Caddyshack. "Miss it! Miss! Miss!"
Let's just hope everyone is a pretty good shot because it would be a real bitch to go hunting for lost balls in the tall grass and Jungle of Mystery
Someone should work on training the monster to fetch slices.