Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Lost: OMGWTF POLAR BEAR  

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Polter-Cow - Nov 18, 2004 6:40:33 am PST #2839 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Where's Vonnie? I want to hear what I thought about the episode.


Kate P. - Nov 18, 2004 6:43:54 am PST #2840 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Next week looks scary, and I've missed Claire.

Two weeks, actually. t pout


sumi - Nov 18, 2004 6:44:37 am PST #2841 of 10000
Art Crawl!!!

So, supposing he doesn't get eaten and/or Locke-d, how pissed is Sayid going to be to get back and find them all golfing?

Yes! I kept waiting for him to appear while the golfing was happening and just be disgusted with them all.


Amy - Nov 18, 2004 6:51:05 am PST #2842 of 10000
Because books.

Two weeks, actually.

Oh crap, that's right.

So, supposing he doesn't get eaten and/or Locke-d, how pissed is Sayid going to be to get back and find them all golfing?

Hee. The whole golfing thing cracked me up. It's so true of human nature. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, indeed.


DCJensen - Nov 18, 2004 6:51:09 am PST #2843 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Well, he also cut the grass somehow. I mean, it was longish, but it wasn't long enough to be wilderness.

It could be naturally short, I've run into open medows in the middle of woods in Northern Minnesota that just had shorter varieties of grass.

Or maybe they have blinvisible sheep....


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 18, 2004 7:09:55 am PST #2844 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Maybe the Iron Giant has a weedwhacker attachment.

That Yahtzee fic I posted a link to earlier has so corrupted me. Previously if I took note of Boone at all it was to roll my eyes and wonder what he was going to be wrong about this time. But last night I paid attention and was cracking up over the way he was all "Did you hear that Jack's playing golf? I have to go watch that RIGHT NOW! Because who wouldn't want to walk a couple miles through the jungle to watch Jack play the most exciting spectator sport EVER? Did I mention it's JACK?!?" [Pees himself in his enthusiasm]


DCJensen - Nov 18, 2004 7:11:24 am PST #2845 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Actually, I kept expecting Sayid to be walking along and a golf ball land at his feet.

This would be followed by the sight of the golfers and entourage picking their way through the jungle looking for the ball someone hooked...


Consuela - Nov 18, 2004 7:17:49 am PST #2846 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Or maybe they have blinvisible sheep....

Or there may be goats. Because pigs are non-native to the South Pacific (as are all large mammals, actually), so whoever brought the pigs might have brought goats too.

Cleolinda funny. Me bored and sleepy.


DCJensen - Nov 18, 2004 7:19:12 am PST #2847 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

I thought the fact that there were people playing golf was weird enough, but all they've seen of Jack is scowly-growly-busting-the-group's-hump Jack for the last week or so.

So, basically partly that there were people playing Golf, and partly that Jack would take time out to *play.*


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 18, 2004 7:42:05 am PST #2848 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

What I want to know is how is anyone going to make a decent putt with all that whispering from the jungle to distact them. Damn ghosts!