That BITCH Kate! How dare she be mean to/not want my woobie Sawyer?!? Beneath his gruff exterior beats a heart of a bloody awful poetgold. She doesn't deserve him anyway!" all over the internet's Lost sites.

Oh fuck me sideways.

Kawyer? Sate? Kateyer?

Nah, it won’t go long. The mushed-names don't work.

I think they have interesting chemistry/snipeistry (though Kate works best with Sayid if a pairing is required), but isn't it a little early in the series to be demonizing Kate for not prostrating herself before his matchless godly appeal?

Where was the cold fist of doom that should have closed around my heart when I agreed with others that Sawyer was striking me as very reminiscent of Spike?

HA! This cracks me up. I mean, I knew Woobie!Sawyer brigade would come sooner or later, but wow, is this fast. Just wait until we get Sawyer's back story coming Wednesday. If there is any hint that Sawyer has been abused/mistreated/traumatized in any way, Sawyer Redemptionista Club won't be far ahead.

Someone should do a list of crazy fandom political issues, since the same stuff keep coming up over and over again. I'm pretty sure "The bitch hurt my woobie and she must die!!1!" pre-dates Spuffy by several decades.

I am probably the only person in the world who wants Kate to get the message that none of these guys we have met so far are firing enough neurons for her.

Sure, Sayid is not completely braindead. He still has a rather advanced case of testosterone induced dunderhead-itis.

That BITCH Kate! How dare she be mean to/not want my woobie Sawyer?!? Beneath his gruff exterior beats a heart of a bloody awful poetgold. She doesn't deserve him anyway!" all over the internet's Lost sites.

Huh. That's...odd. I mean, considering that the Lostverse has all of 8 DAYS of canon.

Personally, I find Kate irritatingly self-righteous for someone wanted by the federal government, and so I quite like watching Sawyer act like an asshole around her. And I think he'll turn out to be smarter than he's shown so far, but not nicer.

but not nicer

This. The boy is not nice. Spike had a sweet caramel nougat center, even back in the Dru days. Sawyer is like chocolate covered beetle, or summat.

Too much chocolate around here. It is mucking with my similes. .

That BITCH Kate! How dare she be mean to/not want my woobie Sawyer?!?

I am laughing so hard I am in pain. Yeah, I saw this coming as soon as the Spike comparisons started.

Too much chocolate

These words? Make no sense.

Are we talking about Sawyer or jeering at the Spuffy-ists?

'Cuz I can do both.

I don't get any Woobie off Sawyer, at this point. I haven't really seen him doing any suffering yet. I am reading pique and self-interest, but not the other thing.