Matt's scenario cracked me up.
Book: Afraid I might be needing a preacher. Mal: That's good. You lie there and be ironical.
'Safe'
Lost: OMGWTF POLAR BEAR
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Sean K - Nov 05, 2004 11:04:25 pm PST #1685 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Jars - Nov 06, 2004 2:38:10 am PST #1686 of 10000
I've just finished watching the pilot, and all of a sudden the thread title is making a lot more sense. OMGWTF indeed.
Gus - Nov 06, 2004 4:33:49 am PST #1687 of 10000
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Must post and run. Off to spread the word on the Anvil of the Year Nominations
Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 06, 2004 8:53:29 am PST #1688 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Oh dear. The Spuffies seem to have found a new lease on life—I'm seeing a rising tide of "That BITCH Kate! How dare she be mean to/not want my woobie Sawyer?!? Beneath his gruff exterior beats a heart of a bloody awful poetgold. She doesn't deserve him anyway!" all over the internet's Lost sites.
It took Spike over three years to become the Misunderstood Bad Boy/Woobie poster child... I think Sawyer may be setting a new record.
Sean K - Nov 06, 2004 8:59:55 am PST #1689 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
That BITCH Kate! How dare she be mean to/not want my woobie Sawyer?!? Beneath his gruff exterior beats a heart of a bloody awful poetgold. She doesn't deserve him anyway!" all over the internet's Lost sites.
Oh fuck me sideways.
Gus - Nov 06, 2004 9:08:39 am PST #1690 of 10000
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Kawyer? Sate? Kateyer?
Nah, it won’t go long. The mushed-names don't work.
Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 06, 2004 9:17:57 am PST #1691 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I think they have interesting chemistry/snipeistry (though Kate works best with Sayid if a pairing is required), but isn't it a little early in the series to be demonizing Kate for not prostrating herself before his matchless godly appeal?
Where was the cold fist of doom that should have closed around my heart when I agreed with others that Sawyer was striking me as very reminiscent of Spike?
Vonnie K - Nov 06, 2004 9:24:28 am PST #1692 of 10000
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.
HA! This cracks me up. I mean, I knew Woobie!Sawyer brigade would come sooner or later, but wow, is this fast. Just wait until we get Sawyer's back story coming Wednesday. If there is any hint that Sawyer has been abused/mistreated/traumatized in any way, Sawyer Redemptionista Club won't be far ahead.
Someone should do a list of crazy fandom political issues, since the same stuff keep coming up over and over again. I'm pretty sure "The bitch hurt my woobie and she must die!!1!" pre-dates Spuffy by several decades.
Gus - Nov 06, 2004 9:27:08 am PST #1693 of 10000
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
I am probably the only person in the world who wants Kate to get the message that none of these guys we have met so far are firing enough neurons for her.
Sure, Sayid is not completely braindead. He still has a rather advanced case of testosterone induced dunderhead-itis.
Jessica - Nov 06, 2004 9:35:35 am PST #1694 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
That BITCH Kate! How dare she be mean to/not want my woobie Sawyer?!? Beneath his gruff exterior beats a heart of a bloody awful poetgold. She doesn't deserve him anyway!" all over the internet's Lost sites.
Huh. That's...odd. I mean, considering that the Lostverse has all of 8 DAYS of canon.
Personally, I find Kate irritatingly self-righteous for someone wanted by the federal government, and so I quite like watching Sawyer act like an asshole around her. And I think he'll turn out to be smarter than he's shown so far, but not nicer.