Tips for Stalking the Wild shrift
(in the Lost thread, at least):
1. Find a conversation about Sawyer, Sayid, or Sawyer/Sayid.
2. Wait.
1) You know they are mine, right?
2) When are you going to start writing about my boys?
3) If you answer 1) and especially 2) right, I will send you chocolate (donuts).
t sits back to await the Shrift-written porn
Who's "andy"?
Oops, my fingers are typo-riffic!
I mean, er... wouldn't YOU like to know???
If you answer 1) and especially 2) right, I will send you chocolate (donuts).
I offered her a kidney. I totally win.
Oh, and Jessica? I saw many people on lj last night who were tickled pink by Ethan's shout-out.
See? I told him referencing slash would make him popular on the internets.
Askye, it was in the Watercooler.
If you answer 1) and especially 2) right, I will send you chocolate (donuts).
1) Yes, we know 2) *waiting impatiently* 3) (for donuts)
I offered her a kidney. I totally win.
Well sure, in the long run, but does she really need the kidney right now? If we can get her writing NOW, we all win.
1) Yes, we know
Never hurts to make sure.
LEXINE!
meara-time:
And I could witness andy and all donut -related emergencies.
I actually have had andy-related emergencies, and wouldn't you like to know...
1) You know they are mine, right?
t innocent blink
2) When are you going to start writing about my boys?
Oh, I don't think it'll be long now.
Signed,
UniverseNeedstoStopkKickingMyAssSoICanWritePorn
I offered her a kidney.
I thought you offered me the kidney for Grissom/Sara?
I thought you offered me the kidney for Grissom/Sara?
I...
Damnit, this is difficult to keep straight. I hereby officially offer you my other kidney for Sawyer/Sayid.