meara-time:
And I could witness andy and all donut -related emergencies.
I actually have had andy-related emergencies, and wouldn't you like to know...
1) You know they are mine, right?
t innocent blink
2) When are you going to start writing about my boys?
Oh, I don't think it'll be long now.
Signed,
UniverseNeedstoStopkKickingMyAssSoICanWritePorn
I offered her a kidney.
I thought you offered me the kidney for Grissom/Sara?
I thought you offered me the kidney for Grissom/Sara?
I...
Damnit, this is difficult to keep straight. I hereby officially offer you my other kidney for Sawyer/Sayid.
Poor Dana. All that dialysis....
Wow. You're willing to go on dialysis for porn? ::sniff:: That's beautiful, man.
How many kidneys has Dana got? Mutant freak.
t hushed voiceover
Which is better, kidneys from a mutant freak, or chocolate? You be the judge.
t / hushed voiceover.
"Doctor gave me a pill, and I grew another kidney!"
Damnit, this is difficult to keep straight. I hereby officially offer you my other kidney for Sawyer/Sayid.
Snork. No need to sacrifice body parts for something I was already planning to do. And you know I prefer reciprocity in kind.
Poor Dana. All that dialysis....
Virtual kidneys. They're all the rage in biogenetic spam filter development.
I do what I *must* for the good of...um...all of us who are into seeing fictional pretty boys have dirty sex.
And you know I prefer reciprocity in kind.
Hey, man, I wrote it. It just had zombies interruptus.
snerking at Daniel's Star Trek:Whales Movie quote.