I'm not too sure where to link the Chuck Norris meme, but I first saw it being adapted for Neville over at the Sugar Quill forums after DH came out. One of the better lines I read there was "In the epilogue, Draco's hair wasn't receding, it was fleeing Neville!"
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Kathy A - Oct 19, 2007 8:05:59 am PDT #3059 of 3301
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Polter-Cow - Oct 19, 2007 8:06:13 am PDT #3060 of 3301
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Are you not familiar with Chuck Norris Facts? There are also Jack Bauer Facts.
For the few of you in here who will appreciate this, in the Avatar thread on TWoP, we do them for Toph.
Frankenbuddha - Oct 19, 2007 8:46:20 am PDT #3061 of 3301
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Are you not familiar with Chuck Norris Facts? There are also Jack Bauer Facts.
I think someone started a Werner Hezog one as well.
Jon B. - Oct 19, 2007 8:47:19 am PDT #3062 of 3301
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
I missed those memes. Thanks!
Still, shouldn't it be, "After Neville punched it, it was called "Horizont Alley."
Dana - Oct 19, 2007 8:47:24 am PDT #3063 of 3301
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
ita has a Batman one. Somewhere.
Aims - Oct 19, 2007 8:48:12 am PDT #3064 of 3301
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
My favorite.
Trudy Booth - Oct 19, 2007 8:56:43 am PDT #3065 of 3301
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I'm partial to:
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Polter-Cow - Oct 19, 2007 8:57:35 am PDT #3066 of 3301
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Still, shouldn't it be, "After Neville punched it, it was called "Horizont Alley."
No. It was horizontal until he punched it and made it into Diagon Alley. Unless you're trying to impose chronological continuity on this thing.
Trudy Booth - Oct 19, 2007 9:04:22 am PDT #3067 of 3301
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I've got to stop reading these:
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Jon B. - Oct 19, 2007 9:10:30 am PDT #3068 of 3301
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Unless you're trying to impose chronological continuity on this thing.
Kinda, yeah. I don't know what I was thinking...
I still think it's funnier my way