Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
My favorite.
Fire bad. Tree pretty.
Buffy ,'Chosen'
The Buffista Book Club: the Harry Potter iteration
This thread is a focused discussion group. Please see the first post below for the current topic and upcoming book discussions. While natter will inevitably happen, we encourage you to treat this like a virtual book club and try to keep your posts in that spirit.
By consensus, this thread is reopened specifically to discuss Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. It will be closed again once that discussion has run its course.
***SPOILER ALERT***
Aims - Oct 19, 2007 8:48:12 am PDT #3064 of 3301
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Trudy Booth - Oct 19, 2007 8:56:43 am PDT #3065 of 3301
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I'm partial to:
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Polter-Cow - Oct 19, 2007 8:57:35 am PDT #3066 of 3301
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Still, shouldn't it be, "After Neville punched it, it was called "Horizont Alley."
No. It was horizontal until he punched it and made it into Diagon Alley. Unless you're trying to impose chronological continuity on this thing.
Trudy Booth - Oct 19, 2007 9:04:22 am PDT #3067 of 3301
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I've got to stop reading these:
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Jon B. - Oct 19, 2007 9:10:30 am PDT #3068 of 3301
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Unless you're trying to impose chronological continuity on this thing.
Kinda, yeah. I don't know what I was thinking...
I still think it's funnier my way
Trudy Booth - Oct 19, 2007 9:14:20 am PDT #3069 of 3301
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer!
aurelia - Oct 19, 2007 10:50:03 am PDT #3070 of 3301
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
I'll be sad when Gud finishes the audio-book. It's been so fun to virtually read along with him.
§ ita § - Oct 19, 2007 5:22:45 pm PDT #3071 of 3301
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Dana - Oct 19, 2007 5:40:36 pm PDT #3072 of 3301
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
DCJensen - Oct 19, 2007 5:43:23 pm PDT #3073 of 3301
All is well that ends in pizza.
Also from that interview:
In answer to the question "Did Hagrid marry?" Rowling replied that sadly, no. The half-giant had a flirtation with a giantess but she found him "a tad unsophisticated" and the relationship never went forward. In response to the audience's groans of dismay, Rowling said, jokingly, "O.K., I'll write another book." And when the audience continued to express disapproval added, "at least I didn't kill him."
heh.