"Huh? What? Oh, yeah, this is the Colbert Report..." and then return to his book.
Also, when he cut to his guest, the guest was reading DH. The whole thing was hysterical.
My patronus is a bear!
Your patronus is Tom Colicchio?
Can't any one of your damn little Scooby club at least try to remember that I hate you all?
Spike ,'Get It Done'
The Buffista Book Club: the Harry Potter iteration
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***SPOILER ALERT***
victor infante - Jul 27, 2007 7:17:44 am PDT #1918 of 3301
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.
Vortex - Jul 27, 2007 7:18:58 am PDT #1919 of 3301
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
BWHAHAHAHA! LOVE for Victor.
DavidS - Jul 27, 2007 7:55:19 am PDT #1920 of 3301
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Sort of lumbering, but with the potential to FUCK YOU UP.
Oh come on. Black bears are forever wandering down into suburban New Jersey, looking around in terror and hightailing it up the nearest tree when approached by a cat.
Black bears are the nerds of the ursine world.
megan walker - Jul 27, 2007 7:56:48 am PDT #1921 of 3301
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
The end page essay perfectly articulated why I loved the epilogue.
I'm not a big fan of King's column, but I did like that one.
Steph L. - Jul 27, 2007 7:57:21 am PDT #1922 of 3301
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Black bears are the nerds of the ursine world.
Oh, that makes them even MORE appropriate for me!
What *should* my patronus be, if not a black bear?
megan walker - Jul 27, 2007 7:58:21 am PDT #1923 of 3301
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
What *should* my patronus be, if not a black bear?
I picked bear, and I still got wolf.
Trudy Booth - Jul 27, 2007 8:09:04 am PDT #1924 of 3301
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
What *should* my patronus be, if not a black bear?
A buckeye.
It's already a mascot that cracks me up by doing absolutely nothing. As a Patronus it could sit there useless in a whole new capacity!
Dementor show up
Teppy fires off Patronus
Dementors confounded:
What is it?
It's a buck eye
What's a buck eye?
Its sort of a nut.
So, you eat it?
No, you can't eat it
Feed it to livestock or something?
I don't think so. I think its poisonous.... there's these candies though, chocolate and peanutbutter, they're REALLY GOOD.
Steph L. - Jul 27, 2007 8:15:04 am PDT #1925 of 3301
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Dementor show up
Teppy fires off Patronus
You left out:
Patronus falls to the ground with a resounding THUD.
sumi - Jul 27, 2007 8:22:57 am PDT #1926 of 3301
Art Crawl!!!
Elizabeth Hand reviews HP7.
Trudy Booth - Jul 27, 2007 8:35:57 am PDT #1927 of 3301
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Yes! Teppy is thudding Dementors with her Patronus.
And when you send it ahead as a messenger? Everyone yells "DUCK" when it shows up. Then it talks. Which it really enjoys since its the first time a buck-eye has ever done anything at all ever.