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The Buffista Book Club: the Harry Potter iteration  

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DavidS - Jul 27, 2007 7:55:19 am PDT #1920 of 3301
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Sort of lumbering, but with the potential to FUCK YOU UP.

Oh come on. Black bears are forever wandering down into suburban New Jersey, looking around in terror and hightailing it up the nearest tree when approached by a cat.

Black bears are the nerds of the ursine world.


megan walker - Jul 27, 2007 7:56:48 am PDT #1921 of 3301
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

The end page essay perfectly articulated why I loved the epilogue.

I'm not a big fan of King's column, but I did like that one.


Steph L. - Jul 27, 2007 7:57:21 am PDT #1922 of 3301
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Black bears are the nerds of the ursine world.

Oh, that makes them even MORE appropriate for me!

What *should* my patronus be, if not a black bear?


megan walker - Jul 27, 2007 7:58:21 am PDT #1923 of 3301
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

What *should* my patronus be, if not a black bear?

I picked bear, and I still got wolf.


Trudy Booth - Jul 27, 2007 8:09:04 am PDT #1924 of 3301
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

What *should* my patronus be, if not a black bear?

A buckeye.

It's already a mascot that cracks me up by doing absolutely nothing. As a Patronus it could sit there useless in a whole new capacity!

Dementor show up

Teppy fires off Patronus

Dementors confounded:

What is it?
It's a buck eye
What's a buck eye?
Its sort of a nut.
So, you eat it?
No, you can't eat it
Feed it to livestock or something?
I don't think so. I think its poisonous.... there's these candies though, chocolate and peanutbutter, they're REALLY GOOD.


Steph L. - Jul 27, 2007 8:15:04 am PDT #1925 of 3301
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Dementor show up

Teppy fires off Patronus

You left out:

Patronus falls to the ground with a resounding THUD.


sumi - Jul 27, 2007 8:22:57 am PDT #1926 of 3301
Art Crawl!!!

Elizabeth Hand reviews HP7.


Trudy Booth - Jul 27, 2007 8:35:57 am PDT #1927 of 3301
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Yes! Teppy is thudding Dementors with her Patronus.

And when you send it ahead as a messenger? Everyone yells "DUCK" when it shows up. Then it talks. Which it really enjoys since its the first time a buck-eye has ever done anything at all ever.


Steph L. - Jul 27, 2007 9:03:34 am PDT #1928 of 3301
I look more rad than Lutheranism

since its the first time a buck-eye has ever done anything at all ever.

This one will KICK YOUR ASS: [link]

This one just kinds of hangs out with the band: [link]

This one is either running away OR getting down with his bad self: [link]


Steph L. - Jul 27, 2007 9:07:01 am PDT #1929 of 3301
I look more rad than Lutheranism

These, of course, are the best of all buckeyes: [link]

And Graeter's now has a flavor called Buckeye Blitz: [link]

Back on topic, I don't think my patronus could be a buckeye, because patronuses (patroni?) have to be animal, not vegetable. Though I like the image of a buckeye patronus hurtling through the air to whack a dementor in the back of the head.