Tag away, bt!
One way that Gary Larson and I agree about cows: [link]
It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
The Buffista Book Club: the Harry Potter iteration
This thread is a focused discussion group. Please see the first post below for the current topic and upcoming book discussions. While natter will inevitably happen, we encourage you to treat this like a virtual book club and try to keep your posts in that spirit.
By consensus, this thread is reopened specifically to discuss Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. It will be closed again once that discussion has run its course.
***SPOILER ALERT***
Pix - Jul 26, 2007 7:16:35 pm PDT #1884 of 3301
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
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tommyrot - Jul 26, 2007 7:26:30 pm PDT #1885 of 3301
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Having grown up on a dairy farm, I really dislike cows. They're very stupid. And on rare occasions, dangerous.
I enjoy eating beef as a form of revenge.
Pix - Jul 26, 2007 7:43:46 pm PDT #1886 of 3301
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Having grown up on a dairy farm, I really dislike cows. They're very stupid. And on rare occasions, dangerous.tommyrot, yes! My great-grandfather was a dairy farmer, and my great-uncle worked on a dairy farm still when I was a kid. That's where the scary trapped-in-a-corner-by-cows picture came from.
I can't say that I dislike cows, really, but I'm often suspicious of them.
ETA: Which is why my Patronus wouldn't be a cow. Ahem. I'm on topic, really!
Trudy Booth - Jul 26, 2007 7:50:14 pm PDT #1887 of 3301
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I, like David Boreanaz, fear the pecky fluttery vicious menace what is a chicken.
Ginger - Jul 26, 2007 7:52:09 pm PDT #1888 of 3301
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
If your Patronus was a cow, it would be a very, very stupid Patronus.
Laga - Jul 26, 2007 7:54:22 pm PDT #1889 of 3301
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Considering how I feel about ants my patronus may well be an anteater. But it's probably a rat.
billytea - Jul 26, 2007 8:02:01 pm PDT #1890 of 3301
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
If your Patronus was a cow, it would be a very, very stupid Patronus.
Of course it's stupid! It picks fights with Dementors, those things are freakin' scary!
ChiKat - Jul 26, 2007 8:02:36 pm PDT #1891 of 3301
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
DavidS - Jul 26, 2007 8:11:06 pm PDT #1892 of 3301
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Two tidbits gleaned from Slate's roundtable review of the book:
1. Victoire's name suggests she was conceived on the night of Voldemort's defeat. (Entirely plausible since my college roommate was conceived in Pittsburgh the night the Pirates beat the Yankees in 1960.)
2. Neville's story echoes and mirrors that of Peter Pettigrew, but since the Trio was kinder to Neville than the other Marauders had been to Peter it had a different outcome. I'd also argue that Neville was just made of awesome and Wormtail was made of snips and snails and rat tails. Still, one of the many interesting narrative parallels that JKR wove into the books and handled so well.
JenP - Jul 26, 2007 8:14:27 pm PDT #1893 of 3301
I got wolf on both. Of course, on the first one, there was an option to choose what you wanted, and I chose wolf, so...