If your Patronus was a cow, it would be a very, very stupid Patronus.
The Buffista Book Club: the Harry Potter iteration
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Considering how I feel about ants my patronus may well be an anteater. But it's probably a rat.
If your Patronus was a cow, it would be a very, very stupid Patronus.
Of course it's stupid! It picks fights with Dementors, those things are freakin' scary!
Two tidbits gleaned from Slate's roundtable review of the book:
1. Victoire's name suggests she was conceived on the night of Voldemort's defeat. (Entirely plausible since my college roommate was conceived in Pittsburgh the night the Pirates beat the Yankees in 1960.)
2. Neville's story echoes and mirrors that of Peter Pettigrew, but since the Trio was kinder to Neville than the other Marauders had been to Peter it had a different outcome. I'd also argue that Neville was just made of awesome and Wormtail was made of snips and snails and rat tails. Still, one of the many interesting narrative parallels that JKR wove into the books and handled so well.
I got wolf on both. Of course, on the first one, there was an option to choose what you wanted, and I chose wolf, so...
Two bits from the Salon interview with the screenwriter of OotP, Michael Goldenberg.
Harry is being pulled between the poles of isolation and community. To me, that is one of the more effective things about the film -- that you do feel his struggle, and that in the end it is because of his connection with Ron and Hermione and something bigger than himself -- that's what gives him the advantage over Voldemort.
This is, of course, one of the central themes of BtVS. It is what Joss returns to again and again to distinguish Buffy from her predecessor (and predeceasing) slayers.
Also, the St. Mungo's scene is the one that he really hated to lose. And Snape's worst memory was much longer and more fully developed originally.
My patronus is a bear!
I got a bear!
Undo it! Undo it!
I got Stag and Eagle. I was thinking cat or squirrel or something.
I got Wolf on both, even though I chose Badger on the one. And I still think it would be a badger. It'd be bloody useless against dementors because it'd be all grumpy and snarly and it wouldn't fight dementors at all but it would go get me cigarettes and Michelob.
Then I, like the valiant billytea, would take down the dementors in a drunken brawl and smoke some cigarettes.