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§ ita § - Mar 13, 2005 5:23:52 pm PST #9937 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Wet Firth.

Off to look at the Clive pics.

P.S. Colin Farrell's eyebrows are cuddly!


Steph L. - Mar 13, 2005 5:24:06 pm PST #9938 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Hmm. Spectacular eyes. No upper lip, though.

t edit Clive Owen, that is.


Sue - Mar 13, 2005 5:27:02 pm PST #9939 of 10001
hip deep in pie

Hmm. Spectacular eyes. No upper lip, though.

Clive Owen, that is.

I think it applies to Colin Firth too...


Vonnie K - Mar 13, 2005 5:32:24 pm PST #9940 of 10001
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

Well, that last pic of Wet!Colin Firth (the wet shirt one from P&P) makes him look a bit like a doofus. An adorable doofus, but still a doofus.

I mean, he's pretty, but you have to have the voice to go along with the looks for the full impact. Ditto Clive Owen.


§ ita § - Mar 13, 2005 5:35:01 pm PST #9941 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think you need the whole role for the P&P love. It makes the wetness extra hot.

Clive has a nice voice and stuff, but watching him move (especially in Closer) is what I like most about him.


P.M. Marc - Mar 13, 2005 6:22:42 pm PST #9942 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I like Clive with glasses. He looks very much hotter in glasses.


Burrell - Mar 13, 2005 7:08:15 pm PST #9943 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I like both Clive and Colin, but I think they give off totally different vibes. Colin is adorable. Clive is fuckable.


Jesse - Mar 13, 2005 7:12:40 pm PST #9944 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Colin Firth seems like a family friend. Clive Owen seems like a sexy bitch. IMO.


§ ita § - Mar 13, 2005 7:14:22 pm PST #9945 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Who am I to be picky? I think they all look terribly like ... well, you know ... that nudity might be ... advisiable.


Burrell - Mar 13, 2005 7:19:48 pm PST #9946 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Who am I to be picky?

ah ha ha ha ha! If you weren't picky, I can think of few more guys who would've gotten lucky.