If you have a uterus and no vagina, where does the uterine lining go every month?
Easy Bake. Flop-a-palooza. Woosh. Pop. I don't skulk.
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§ ita § - Mar 07, 2005 11:17:59 am PST #9764 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 07, 2005 11:30:13 am PST #9765 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Well, she's already done that for M$B, hasn't she? But yeah -- the Crow/Clooney/Diesel effort seems to be mainly matched in women by them not wearing as much foundation.
I do think we should give props to Salma Hayek for adopting Frida Kahlo's unibrow. Not to mention the monkey.
Alibelle - Mar 07, 2005 11:55:28 am PST #9766 of 10001
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
When Clooney/Crowe/Diesel gain fat, I've never heard anyone say "Oh, that's better! I hope they don't go back to looking like they did before!"
Well, I said that about Christian Bale.
§ ita § - Mar 07, 2005 11:58:04 am PST #9767 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I said that about Christian Bale.
When was Bale fat?
Sophia Brooks - Mar 07, 2005 12:05:06 pm PST #9768 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
ita-
maybe the menstrual blood just gets absorbed into the body in the abdominal cavity? Isn't that what happens in endometriosis?
Lyra Jane - Mar 07, 2005 12:11:55 pm PST #9769 of 10001
Up with the sun
ita, I think Sophia might be right about the body absorbing the blood. Her link says:
Since the ovaries produce the normal hormones that cause girls to go through puberty, most girls have breast and pubic hair by this time. Usually what brings girls to their doctor is the fact that they have not had their period yet.
The most interesting thing about the link is that it sounds like the nonsurgical treatment is, basically, masturbating with a dildo every day. But I wonder how that makes the canal deep enough to reach the cervix, without surgery.
§ ita § - Mar 07, 2005 12:13:29 pm PST #9770 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I want my body to reabsorb the uterine lining.
Why would it do that? Just because it never gets out?
Nutty - Mar 07, 2005 12:15:45 pm PST #9771 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Why would it do that?
Because if it didn't, you might end up with internal gangrene, and die. Right? (I am only guessing, but it seems plausible.)
Betsy HP - Mar 07, 2005 12:17:29 pm PST #9772 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
I believe that the difficulty in reabsorbing the lining is part of the reason that endometriosis hurts like hell.
Jessica - Mar 07, 2005 12:18:24 pm PST #9773 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Raise your hand if you never want to hear the phrase "internal gangrene" ever ever again.