Very convincing. Makes me completely want to put myself under government control. Please take me to where you can make me unconscious and naked.

Riley ,'Help'


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erikaj - Mar 07, 2005 6:05:24 am PST #9712 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Suddenly picturing SB being told that by somebody and being all "I have gravitas. I have gravitas coming out of my bottom!" Don't know why, but it amuses anyway.


§ ita § - Mar 07, 2005 6:30:01 am PST #9713 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I agree with you, sumi. I think Judd would be awful, and if SB pulled it off I'd have been surprised.

Swank was a lock.

I'm now picturing Queen Latifah in the role, which is making me giggle.


Vonnie K - Mar 07, 2005 7:22:34 am PST #9714 of 10001
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

Judd did play a 'white-trash' role before, and played it well ("Ruby in Paradise") but then she's gone all refined and delicate (but "spunky"!). Can't see her in the Maggie role in MDB AT ALL.

The thing with Swank is, she's very good at the kind of role she does (downtrodden but strong-willed) but I don't think she has much of a range. Apparently she's now making a movie in which she plays a 40's femme fatale, and try as I may, I can't picture her slinking around on screen exuding calculated sex apeal.


DavidS - Mar 07, 2005 8:00:20 am PST #9715 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Apparently she's now making a movie in which she plays a 40's femme fatale, and try as I may, I can't picture her slinking around on screen exuding calculated sex apeal.

She did a bunch of roles like this after Boys Don't Cry and none of them really worked. 18th century period dramas and such. She's too raw-boned.


P.M. Marc - Mar 07, 2005 8:01:14 am PST #9716 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

The thing with Swank is, she's very good at the kind of role she does (downtrodden but strong-willed) but I don't think she has much of a range.

I'd tend to agree. In anything else, she's more wooden than a lumberyard.


sumi - Mar 07, 2005 8:02:43 am PST #9717 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Is it wrong of me to say that I think that she would be good in nitty-gritty women of the dust-bowl, pioneer woman roles?


§ ita § - Mar 07, 2005 8:05:35 am PST #9718 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Whatserface Plain and Tall?


Lee - Mar 07, 2005 8:14:19 am PST #9719 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Whatserface Plain and Tall?

Sarah.


Kathy A - Mar 07, 2005 8:15:56 am PST #9720 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

If her career tanks, she'd do well in Hallmark/Lifetime movies-of-the-week based on Lavyrle Spencer books (mostly set in the Depression, featuring dirt-poor but hardworking women looking for love).


DebetEsse - Mar 07, 2005 8:17:53 am PST #9721 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

She could make a really nice Alexandra if they ever do another O! Pioneers.