but Salon has a few of the Oscar-nominated shorts online, here.
Nuh-uh. They were made available for a limited time and can no longer be downloaded.
Uh, are we gonna fight, or is there just gonna be a monster sarcasm rally?
Stoner Vamp ,'Lessons'
Buffista Movies 3: Panned and Scanned
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tommyrot - Feb 28, 2005 7:42:54 am PST #9439 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jessica - Feb 28, 2005 7:44:46 am PST #9440 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Ooh, but you can see Ryan on the National Film Board of Canada site.
§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 8:01:08 am PST #9441 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
He can't be Bond! He's not British!
Nip/Tuck actor Julian McMahon is competing against one other unnamed actor to become the next James Bond. The Australian-born star of the TV cosmetic surgery drama will find out in the next few months if he has been chosen to follow in Pierce Brosnan's footsteps as the next 007 in the hugely successful spy-series. The other contender is believed to be British actor Clive Owen - who was nominated for the Best Supporting Actor Oscar for his role as Julia Roberts' husband in Closer. The 36-year-old says, "I'm a big James Bond fan. I met the producers for a final audition. They told me to expect a decision in a couple of months and they said it was between me and one other person. It's going to a very nervous wait."
Do you think it's part of someone's job description to leak these things?
Tom Scola - Feb 28, 2005 8:08:43 am PST #9442 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
He's not British!
George Lazenby is Australian.
Nutty - Feb 28, 2005 8:09:04 am PST #9443 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
1) I thought Clive already gave an unequivocal "nuh uh" to Bond.
2) I think there needs to be a bylaw that men with tanned buttcheeks may not be Bond; and that goes double when aforementioned tanned buttcheeks are on my television screen unasked-for.
§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 8:11:11 am PST #9444 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
George Lazenby is Australian.
I know.
I was snarking on a purity of Bond discussion that happened upthread. Somewhere around here: evil jimi "Buffista Movies 3: Panned and Scanned" Dec 3, 2004 8:51:25 am PST
Betsy HP - Feb 28, 2005 8:49:41 am PST #9445 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
So, assume Chris Rock is right and there are only four stars: Who are they? (I'm going to allow four of each gender because I'm nice that way.) Who make movies into must-sees, no matter how awful the movie?
Tom Cruise
Sean Connery
Julia (ugh) Roberts
Fred Pete - Feb 28, 2005 8:51:48 am PST #9446 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Betsy, I'd add Renee Zellwegger as box office bait. And has Harrison Ford's day passed?
§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 8:52:35 am PST #9447 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Sean Connery? These days? I don't think so.
Betsy HP - Feb 28, 2005 8:54:36 am PST #9448 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Oh, damn. I have to include Jim Carrey, because the evidence is that he can open a really, really bad movie and make it a hit.
ita's right about The Sean, alas.