Actually, I was thinking it would be sort of like a pet. You know, we could...we could name her Trixie, or Miss Kitty Fantastico, or something.

Tara ,'Empty Places'


Buffista Movies 3: Panned and Scanned  

A place to talk about movies--Old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Sheryl - Feb 24, 2005 9:00:59 am PST #9325 of 10001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

I saw Black Cat, or at least part of it, at Dragoncon.(They had a HK movie room) My own OTT-o-meter went off after the wedding massacre.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 24, 2005 9:55:41 am PST #9326 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Well, crap. I just found out that I'm going to have to see Uwe Boll's House of the Dead 2 after all, as Mike Massa is doing the stunts and Rob Hall the makeup. Knowing that sequels are usually mere shadows of the original films, where does that put us with House of the Dead as the starting point in quality?


Tom Scola - Feb 24, 2005 10:45:38 am PST #9327 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

The Onion reviews The Apple: [link]


Jessica - Feb 24, 2005 10:46:44 am PST #9328 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Yay!


Polter-Cow - Feb 24, 2005 10:48:34 am PST #9329 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Very nice.


Jessica - Feb 24, 2005 10:56:03 am PST #9330 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I would just like to point out, from that review, that this:

Vegas-style production numbers (featuring clowns, little people, and/or magicians) are constantly threatening to break out.

happens once. Most of the Vegas-style production numbers are entirely magician/little people/clown-free.


Lee - Feb 24, 2005 11:15:02 am PST #9331 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Also from the review, but whitefonted:

Sheybal takes the young lovers to what appears to be a Broadway version of hell, where Stewart is serenaded by a strapping, g-string-clad fellow who sings the immortal couplet "It's a natural, natural, natural desire / To meet an actual, actual, actual vampire." Gilmour experiences a psychedelic disco freak-out after his drink is drugged and he encounters scores of homely transvestites rendered in trippy kaleidoscope vision. Then he falls in with a tribe of cave-dwelling hippies, reunites with and impregnates the chastened Stewart, and is led into an extraterrestrial paradise by a white-suited supreme being, in what's either the best or worst ending of all time.

Damnit, I never got to see the ending, since Sean and I got scared, and now I'm spoiled.


Jessica - Feb 24, 2005 11:17:13 am PST #9332 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

and now I'm spoiled.

Not possible. Trust me.


Polter-Cow - Feb 24, 2005 11:25:40 am PST #9333 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

and now I'm spoiled.

Not really. Don't worry. That information will have no effect on your viewing of the film up until that point. Really.


Alibelle - Feb 24, 2005 1:04:22 pm PST #9334 of 10001
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

Matt, at least certain things will look very cool. So who cares about the plot?