Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


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Jessica - Feb 10, 2005 10:55:48 am PST #9014 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I invite them to do worse.

When you've already left Carrot Top and Rob Schneider off that list? Too easy...


Sean K - Feb 10, 2005 10:59:03 am PST #9015 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Jessica Simpson as Silk Spectre II

Julianne Moore as the original Silk Spectre.

(It's like you're not even trying hard)


Gandalfe - Feb 10, 2005 11:10:19 am PST #9016 of 10001
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

There can be no bad superhero ensemble without Jim Carrey. Probably as Moloch.


Frankenbuddha - Feb 10, 2005 11:12:16 am PST #9017 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

IMDB has no casting info, but the director did THE BOURNE SUPREMACY.


JohnSweden - Feb 10, 2005 11:13:22 am PST #9018 of 10001
I can't even.

Jim Carrey could be the Comedian. Halle Berry appears as a plucky narrator-reporter character entirely original to the production.

Hmm, where to fit Julia Roberts ...

ETA: X-posty with Gandalfe


Lee - Feb 10, 2005 11:14:29 am PST #9019 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I have no idea what you all are talking about, but I'm still enjoying it.


Gandalfe - Feb 10, 2005 11:15:27 am PST #9020 of 10001
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

Julia Roberts

What was Dr Manhattan's ex's name? Janey Slater?


Betsy HP - Feb 10, 2005 11:16:27 am PST #9021 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

THE BOURNE SUPREMACY.

Oh, swell. I'm sure his camera cuts reproducing THE WATCHMEN's weird angles will be just heaps of fun.

Ducky.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 10, 2005 11:26:45 am PST #9022 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

When you've already left Carrot Top and Rob Schneider off that list? Too easy...

Considering that one of the characters has to spend half the movie walking around in nothing but blue body paint, she may have been too scared to contemplate the possibility...


alienprayer - Feb 10, 2005 11:29:07 am PST #9023 of 10001
Conservative, n. A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others. -Bierce

So now Aaronofsky is off it? Must have heard about Gilliam saying it would only work as a miniseries.