Ah, the pitter patter of tiny feet in huge combat boots. Shut up!

Mal ,'War Stories'


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Jesse - Jan 19, 2005 5:57:47 am PST #8002 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Although, considering Ice Cube has gone and made, like, warm-and-fuzzy farces with children and mayhem, I think that somebody put Valium into the water supply for the L.A. basin in the middle 1990s.

I would guess the combination of getting rich, being a parent, and generally growing up would tend to make anyone less of a thug.


Lee - Jan 19, 2005 5:58:39 am PST #8003 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Wasn't Ice Cube also in Boyz in the Hood?


Polter-Cow - Jan 19, 2005 5:59:23 am PST #8004 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Wasn't Ice Cube also in Boyz in the Hood?

I didn't include the breakout roles.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 19, 2005 6:00:45 am PST #8005 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Well, Ice-T was also in Ricochet with Denzel (one of the great, loony action films of all time where he plays a gangsta with a heart of gold). And Ice-Cube's first big role was Boyz in the Hood.

And they were both in Tresspass which was a pretty good film, IMO.


Jim - Jan 19, 2005 6:00:56 am PST #8006 of 10001
Ficht nicht mit Der Raketemensch!

Yeah. there was a hilarious interview around that time in which Ice-T was trying desperately to be polite about Boyz, while clearly thinking it was a tedious piece of shit with no explosions.

(What was the name of his metal band? Something with "death" in it, right?)

Body Count


tommyrot - Jan 19, 2005 6:02:31 am PST #8007 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Vanilla Ice played himself in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze


Polter-Cow - Jan 19, 2005 6:02:35 am PST #8008 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Well, Ice-T was also in Ricochet with Denzel (one of the great, loony action films of all time where he plays a gangsta with a heart of gold).

Oh yeah, I saw that! All I remember is the end, where Denzel jumps down this big chute thing. I missed that on my IMDb skim. Ice-T's been in a lot of movies, it seems, but Ice Cube's been in bigger ones.


Polter-Cow - Jan 19, 2005 6:04:17 am PST #8009 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Vanilla Ice played himself in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze

And don't forget his breakout role in Cool As Ice. Followed by his stint as "Music Store Employee" in The New Guy. And coming in 2005: The Helix...Loaded. The plotline is as follows:

When "The One" dies, Orpheum must find the "Other One."


JohnSweden - Jan 19, 2005 6:05:51 am PST #8010 of 10001
I can't even.

Kind of x-posted from Bitches:

Our movie network is showing the Barbarian Invasions (2003 Best Foreign Film), and I've finally gotten to see it, having missed it in the theatres. It really is lovely and a wonderful coda to The Decline of the American Empire. It is shocking to see the years on the actors' faces, but Decline was 1986, which is a bit difficult to accept, but alas true. If you haven't seen it, I recommend them both highly, as movies on the human condition.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 19, 2005 6:06:30 am PST #8011 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

All I remember is the end, where Denzel jumps down this big chute thing.

Oh man, John Lithgow as the villain (Who came with his own "little bitch" sidekick/henchman) making Dr. Lizardo look like a piece of restrained acting, was a hoot. Lindsay Wagner as Denzel's grumpy superior officer. Kevin Pollack as Denzel's partner doing his Shatner impression. Loony, just loony.