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Connie Neil - Jan 14, 2005 4:25:04 am PST #7860 of 10001
brillig

the HHGTTG promo came on and the words Don't Panic! popped up in large and friendly letters

Sounds like the moment when we saw the first preview for the X-Files movie (sigh, such a disappointment). But there was the dark screen, then Scully says, "Mulder?" Fortunately, several people gave audible, happy sighs and giggles and "yays".


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 14, 2005 5:56:36 am PST #7861 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

We were fairly certain we were the only people there who had read any of the books. How is that possible?

Maybe no one else in the audience was willing to learn another language just to read books by some foreigner?

My favorite preview experience was when the Escape from L.A. trailer first showed Kurt Russel's face and my friend shouted "SNAKE PLISKEN! I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!!!"


JZ - Jan 14, 2005 6:03:54 am PST #7862 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Maybe no one else in the audience was willing to learn the language of those foreigners just to read some books?

I dunno. I grew up thinking HHGTTG was vast and obvious and ubiquitous, but I'm beginning to think possibly not so much. Last year when Hec and I became godparents to my friends' baby daughter, we cracked up during the baptism rehearsal when the priest explained that we'd all be getting little towels for baby-drying and we'd have to keep track of the towels, which sparked a whole lot of very childish Zmayhem snickering about knowing where our towels were and taking on the solemn godparently responsibility of making sure our godbaby grew up to be the kind of woman who always knows where her towel is.

Our godbaby's mom, who at least has the excuse of having grown up in Hungary, looked baffled and vaguely threatened and turned to her husband, who is a thoroughly home-grown California-born UC-educated boy and thus has no such excuse, for an explanation. He shrugged and whispered, "Honey, I think it's a drug thing."

He's a sweet guy and I love him, but t rolls eyes forever


sumi - Jan 14, 2005 6:06:18 am PST #7863 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

It appears that Kevin Spacey watches Smallville.

Also, I saw an ad for Elektra that said that some showings of Elektra would have a preview for The Fantastic Four.


tommyrot - Jan 14, 2005 6:07:36 am PST #7864 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Well, there was that episode of South Park about the intelligent towel who just wanted to sit around getting stoned all the time....


Ginger - Jan 14, 2005 6:09:26 am PST #7865 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

the solemn godparently responsibility of making sure our godbaby grew up to be the kind of woman who always knows where her towel is.

This strikes me as exactly what godparents are supposed to do.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 14, 2005 6:18:13 am PST #7866 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

It appears that Kevin Spacey watches Smallville.

dies from the shock


Polter-Cow - Jan 14, 2005 6:18:44 am PST #7867 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

dies from the shock

Also, he called it a "great show."


Sue - Jan 14, 2005 6:47:54 am PST #7868 of 10001
hip deep in pie

It appears that Kevin Spacey watches Smallville.

dies from the shock

I have heard he likes the young-uns.


JohnSweden - Jan 14, 2005 6:54:46 am PST #7869 of 10001
I can't even.

He shrugged and whispered, "Honey, I think it's a drug thing."

Bwah! So grateful I had just finished my coffee (which is a drug thing because it got my rusty brain wheels turning enough to finish this costing in time for my meeting).

I agree, I thought HHGTTG was ubiquitous, but it was probably just in the circles I operated in.

This strikes me as exactly what godparents are supposed to do.

Totally what Ginger said.