Someone will have to be on set to remind Michael Mann that Spartans do not wear pencil neckties and pastel-colored trousers.
Yeah, that kind of ruined Last of the Mohicans for me.
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Tom Scola - Jan 03, 2005 6:33:30 am PST #7544 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Hayden - Jan 03, 2005 6:33:53 am PST #7545 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
As long as they sport mullets, I think Mann will be ok.
Nutty - Jan 03, 2005 6:51:13 am PST #7546 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Yeah, that kind of ruined Last of the Mohicans for me.
OMG! Me too!
Although, come to think, I would far rather Michael Mann's Spartans wore pencil neckties than the get-up the Troy Spartans wore, which just bellowed Starlight Express.
I don't even know if George Clooney knows how to rollerskate.
Calli - Jan 03, 2005 7:25:28 am PST #7547 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I saw a trailer for Vin Diesel in some Disney thing or other. He seems to be trying to work the Aaaaanold in Kindergarten Cop thing. Wonder if Vin's interested in politics?
§ ita § - Jan 03, 2005 8:08:05 am PST #7548 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Wonder if Vin's interested in politics?
Hey.... he could be president.
Steph L. - Jan 03, 2005 9:07:03 am PST #7549 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Hey.... he could be president.
"Vote for me, and I promise to always wear sleeveless shirts....or no shirts at all!"
He'd have my vote. Plus, I love his voice.
§ ita § - Jan 03, 2005 9:09:37 am PST #7550 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
He would make me feel very safe.
reequeen - Jan 03, 2005 9:15:17 am PST #7551 of 10001
"It's got to be the hair, Cotton. It's beautiful! Feathered and lethal. You just don't see it nowadays." Pepper Brooks - Dodgeball
You know, all this horribly historical movie dreck started with Gladiator.
Corsets! With steel busks! Louis Vuitton scarves, with logo! Horrible Acting, by Russell Crowe! I'm not obsessed! Really!
Kathy A - Jan 03, 2005 9:24:04 am PST #7552 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Didn't Braveheart predate Gladiator?
reequeen - Jan 03, 2005 9:29:34 am PST #7553 of 10001
"It's got to be the hair, Cotton. It's beautiful! Feathered and lethal. You just don't see it nowadays." Pepper Brooks - Dodgeball
Yes, probably, but it was not as offensively bad-costumey. I didn't watch it because I knew it couldn't end well, with the protagonist being Scottish, and all. I much prefer upbeat endings and Mel Gibson not in a kilt.