Or maybe Kevlar or carbon nanotube.
There's nothing nano about that man's tube.
Lorne: Snakes? Uh-huh. And they came out of your what? Okay. Okay, well, did they get up there themselves or is this part of a, you know, a thing? No, I'm not judging...Do we fight snakes? Angel: Only if they're giant. Or demons. Or giant demons. Are they giant demon snakes? Lorne: Well, unless this guy's 30 feet tall, I'm thinking they're of the garden variety.
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§ ita § - Dec 06, 2004 1:10:52 pm PST #6783 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Burrell - Dec 06, 2004 1:11:38 pm PST #6784 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Wouldn't titanium pinch?
Gris - Dec 06, 2004 1:15:37 pm PST #6785 of 10001
Hey. New board.
Poster makes me want the movie, BatGut or not.
Alibelle is me on the Love Actually storyline in question.
I have no opinion on Batman's underwear except that boxers are obviously right out.
§ ita § - Dec 06, 2004 1:19:25 pm PST #6786 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Wouldn't titanium pinch?
They make martial arts cups out of metal, so I think they've worked around that issue.
Okay, I don't know if I'm twelve, exactly, but I can't stop thinking of kicking Batman in the nuts. I wonder if Batgirl ever did.
Connie Neil - Dec 06, 2004 1:20:56 pm PST #6787 of 10001
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If she did, he'd say, "Ow. Not bad, but too far to the left, try again."
edit: No, he wouldn't say Ow. He'd just go a little more stoic for a few seconds, then tell her to try again.
§ ita § - Dec 06, 2004 1:25:33 pm PST #6788 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think he'd look at her with dewy-eyed pride, and then walk away like he'd taught her some deep lesson. He wouldn't drop until she was out of earshot.
DavidS - Dec 06, 2004 1:31:09 pm PST #6789 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
but I can't stop thinking of kicking Batman in the nuts. I wonder if Batgirl ever did.
Didn't Catwoman do this in the second movie? With a large resounding clank?
Burrell - Dec 06, 2004 1:31:52 pm PST #6790 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
They make martial arts cups out of metal, so I think they've worked around that issue.
I have many reactions to that first statement, none of which is "they've worked around that issue." Or put another way, how many non-martial artist do you suppose opt for the titanium jock strap?
§ ita § - Dec 06, 2004 1:34:53 pm PST #6791 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
With a large resounding clank?
Was she wearing steel-toed stilettoes?
Or put another way, how many non-martial artist do you suppose opt for the titanium jock strap?
We're not still talking about Batman, I guess...
I don't think (and this is hearsay, merely) that the composition of the cup makes much of a difference to the "ride". The edges of it are lined with foam, anyway.
I don't know any non-martial artists/athletes who'd opt to wear a cup of any material -- I mean, if you're not at risk of being slammed in the nuts, it's not like they're fun, or even designed to be comfortable for long periods.
Nutty - Dec 06, 2004 1:48:59 pm PST #6792 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Batman is clearly a boxer briefs man. Probably with a blue steel cup.
I'm sure I defer to ita in all things martial arts, but I've read some hilarious stories about metal cups in baseball, most of which are about Gary "Ding Dong" Bell throwing in the dirt, hitting his catchers in the [then-metal] cup, and causing rather a lot of pain.
Those things pretty much rang when they were struck, and not in the fun, vibrate-y way.