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Buffista Movies 3: Panned and Scanned

A place to talk about movies--Old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.

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Dana - Jul 15, 2004 5:54:03 am PDT #646 of 10001

"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

We can all be reassured about I, Robot:

He sees "I, Robot" as an art house movie where his walking around naked and taking a shower with the shower door open as appropriate. "It's actually a smart art film that is masquerading as a big summer blockbuster," Smith says about the $105 million 20th Century Fox film.

tommyrot - Jul 15, 2004 5:56:28 am PDT #647 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Huh? Those words won't go into my brain.

Polter-Cow - Jul 15, 2004 6:01:29 am PDT #648 of 10001

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I think I'm more kind to K-Pax than most here. I gave it credit for trying to have a point, even if it wasn't sure what that point was.

Just letting you know, Fred, that I'm with you. I liked it quite a bit.

And Dana, you misspelled "even more confused and/or infuriated."

Dana - Jul 15, 2004 6:04:15 am PDT #649 of 10001

"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

But P-C, Will Smith says it's an art movie!

Lyra Jane - Jul 15, 2004 6:10:10 am PDT #650 of 10001

Up with the sun

Huh? Those words won't go into my brain.

I think the important words are "Will Smith" and "naked."

tommyrot - Jul 15, 2004 6:12:04 am PDT #651 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yes, but the reasons given for Will Smith being naked are strange and off-putting.

P.M. Marc - Jul 15, 2004 6:23:00 am PDT #652 of 10001

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

"It gives a certain level of reality when you know that that much thought went into it -- and even if you don't, it's just kind of a cool to see a naked guy," he says with a laugh.

See, this kind of makes me want to see the movie.

Angus G - Jul 15, 2004 6:31:32 am PDT #653 of 10001

Roguish Laird

Yeah, they kind of had me at "Will Smith naked" I must admit.

§ ita § - Jul 15, 2004 6:38:52 am PDT #654 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I want to see Will Smith naked. I don't want him to be smug about it.

bon bon - Jul 15, 2004 6:41:56 am PDT #655 of 10001

It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

He's yucky. Why can't we have Tudyk naked instead?

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