Why is this happening?
Because the one person who liked "Suburban Commando" is now a high-level movie exec?
This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?
Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'
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Kalshane - Nov 29, 2004 6:55:23 am PST #6361 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
tommyrot - Nov 29, 2004 6:57:38 am PST #6362 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Shane is suddenly faced with the juggling two outrageously incompatible jobs: fighting the bad guys while keeping house.
Outrageous! Not to mention Wacky! Zany! Madcap!
Betsy HP - Nov 29, 2004 6:57:38 am PST #6363 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Also, there are lots of baby-poop jokes.
Because we haven't seen one of THOSE before. Novelty gold!
Zenkitty - Nov 29, 2004 6:58:42 am PST #6364 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Upon seeing the preview for Pacifier, my not-boyfriend said Diesel was following Schwartzenegger's example of mixing bad broad comedy with action movies to give him a more cuddly image.
I've read interviews with Diesel. He sounds intelligent. And yet, this.
The only other consumptive heroine I can think of was the girl in Heavenly Creatures. Totally not the same thing.
Betsy HP - Nov 29, 2004 7:00:13 am PST #6365 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Well, all of the Brontë children died of consumption except for Charlotte. Invalid chic!
tommyrot - Nov 29, 2004 7:00:14 am PST #6366 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Also, there are lots of baby-poop jokes.
Because we haven't seen one of THOSE before. Novelty gold!
I'm hoping there will be a scene of him holding a naked baby-butt up to a restroom air dryer.
Because that would be funny.
Vonnie K - Nov 29, 2004 7:11:18 am PST #6367 of 10001
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.
The only other consumptive heroine I can think of was the girl in Heavenly Creatures.
There is also Helen from Jane Eyre, although she's a secondary character. And that doomed couple in that Somerset Maugham short story that was made into the flick with Jean Simmons. The phenomenon boggles me, because death from tuberculosis is painful and decidedly not pretty. Plus, the afflicted are incredibly infectious just before death, ergo shouldn't be kissing their beloved unless they wanted to drag him along across the river.
Huh. this paper looks really cool--I'd be interested in reading something like that. (And I know the authors! Kind of.)
Kate P. - Nov 29, 2004 7:13:08 am PST #6368 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Gael Garcia Bernal in graphic sex scenes--Ooh Lordy, even if I wasn't a huge Almodovar fan, I would so be there.
Robin, this was pretty much my thinking as well!
I borrowed a couple of Almodovar movies from my mom last night (Women on the Verge... & Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down). Looking forward to settling in with at least one tonight. I haven't seen Law of Desire yet, so I'll have to hit up the local store for that one.
Vonnie K - Nov 29, 2004 7:19:09 am PST #6369 of 10001
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.
I borrowed a couple of Almodovar movies from my mom last night (Women on the Verge... & Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down).
Duuude. I don't know if I would be able to look my mom in the eye, knowing she's just watched Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down on that same disc.
Kalshane - Nov 29, 2004 7:23:09 am PST #6370 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
The (first) main character's love interest in A Winter's Tale is also dying of TB, I believe.