I miss Oz. He'd get it. He wouldn't say anything, but he'd get it.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


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sumi - Jul 14, 2004 10:46:45 am PDT #617 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

§ ita § - Jul 14, 2004 10:47:26 am PDT #618 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Stop saying that.


sumi - Jul 14, 2004 10:48:50 am PDT #619 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Sorry.


§ ita § - Jul 14, 2004 10:55:56 am PDT #620 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's the trauma. Once is too much.

I mean, I don't even give a flying fart about Sue Storm, and I think that's crap casting. On par with Halle/Storm, perhaps.


Steph L. - Jul 14, 2004 11:26:34 am PDT #621 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Pillaged from the library's DVD collection: Donnie Darko, Chicago (both of which I've never seen), Return of the King, and Rushmore (both of which I have seen, but I missed the hobbitses and I also thought I'd give Rushmore another chance).

How much do I love my library? Free DVD borrowing. You get them for 2 days, and can only renew them once. However, you can't put a reserve on movies, so you have a guaranteed renewal for 2 more days.

If you cleverly take them out on a Wednesday and renew them on Friday, you have them all weekend, since the library is closed on Sunday.

God bless the public library system of Hamilton County.


Holli - Jul 14, 2004 11:26:52 am PDT #622 of 10001
an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore

Ultimate FF has made me actually *like* them, just in time for the movie to make me hate them. Phooey.


DXMachina - Jul 14, 2004 11:35:46 am PDT #623 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Okay, they did cast Jessica Alba as Sue Storm in The Fantastic Four.

Auuuughhhh!!!

I think puberty tends to be a lot more dramatic among boys than girls, which would jeapordize the sales potential of a cute wittle face.

This would be the Fred Savage lesson.


Holli - Jul 14, 2004 11:52:06 am PDT #624 of 10001
an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore

This would be the Fred Savage lesson.

Oh! Also the Anthony Michael Hall lesson.


beekaytee - Jul 14, 2004 11:59:47 am PDT #625 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

K-Pax had potential but ended up falling into a trap that makes me sooooo mad. It's right up there with the daddy-boss-baddie dodge.

It's the tired everyone who has ever been abused as a child grows up to either be cracked or a serial killer trap. We have to excuse/understand their behavior because...well...you know.

It's simplistic, insulting and just plain bad storytelling.

PS: Thanks to the Stompie who staunched my bleeding bold yesterday.
Stompies rule.


Miracleman - Jul 14, 2004 12:25:41 pm PDT #626 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Your fanwank still holds water. There would have been no fuel pump for a 1985 Delorean available in 1955, though one imagines someone might have been able to make one up a little easier in a place where cars at least exist.

Yeah, but...

(we interrupt this post to say Yes. We know it was forever ago. We can't help it, the dude just won't. Let. Things. Go.)

...the initial problem wasn't the fuel pump, it was the fuel line (which had an arrow pierce it) and the subsequent leaking away of all the fuel.

They didn't blow the fuel pump until they idiotically tried to get the engine to run on moonshine. Before that they had line to scavenge and fuel to syphon. All that would change would be the addition of a P.S. to the note they left on the Delorean in the mine. "P.S. fucked the fuel line, get one of those and fill 'er up with premium, por favor."