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I'm sorry, my suspension of disbelief snapped long ago, with the haircuts.
Judging only from the posters, I'd have to vote Worst Movie Hair Evah. And the hair in Troy actually looked pretty cool, so they've got no excuse.
Joe, I remember a friend of mine commenting on a Buster Keaton festival on AMC (back when AMC was decent): "It was like gold pouring out of my VCR!"
When will costumers/hair-and-makeup people ever learn??
My all-time Worst Wigging Disaster Movie award goes to Warriors of Heaven and Earth, a Chinese movie I saw a while back. I couldn't concentrate for the first fifteen minutes or so because I kept getting distracted by the Barbie hair stuck on the actors' foreheads.
Buster Keaton is always a good time at the theater (or on the TV). I much prefer him over Chaplin, whose pathos can edge over to bathos a bit too much sometimes. Not to say that Chaplin is bad--I loved moments of The Gold Rush and The Kid.
I twitch when I hear mention of the movie version of Troy, unless I can bring to mind the gorgeousness that was the bearded Eric Bana. Brad Pitt has never impressed me as being anything other than a Bland Hollywood Hunk (admittedly, I've never seen Fight Club or Twelve Monkeys).
Oh, the story! Yeah, liberties everywhere, unforgiveable ...
But, didn't the Greeks themselves go to theater to see what a new person would do with a familiar text? How they would frame the story? Wasn't that the point? I don't know. I just don't hate Troy like others do, but again, the film wasn't as strong as the script. (Though I'm really not trying to start that discussion again.)
When will costumers/hair-and-makeup people ever learn??
In their defense, if the heirarchy on the movie is anything like it is here, at the school of theatre, and I have no reason to believe that it isn't, they are not always the ones who are to blame for ugly hair and makeup. Quite often, someone who has no idea about hair and makeup, has a "vision," and there's nothing the hair and makeup people can do about it, but try and tone down the hideousness/inappropriateness.
I'd have to vote Worst Movie Hair Evah.
David Bowie in Labyrinth.
Good thing the pants were so tight.
David Bowie in Labyrinth.
Yeah, but if you're looking at his hair, you're watching the wrong movie.
Good thing the pants were so tight.
IJS.
Another vote in the Bowe-tight pants column.
He taught Mal everything he knew.
Quite often, someone who has no idea about hair and makeup, has a "vision," and there's nothing the hair and makeup people can do about it, but try and tone down the hideousness/inappropriateness.
If that's the case here, the makeup and hair people should get medals for having to see what the original conception was. 'Cause Alexander's hair as it appears in the film? FUGLY.
Yes, blond definitely doesn't do CF justice. He reminds me of the guys in Point Break.