So they picked the most va-va-va-voom girl they could get, dyed her hair brown, put glasses on and let Bogie set her aflame.
The implications of how they passed the time are almost at the level of "Kirk pulls on his boots while sitting on the bed".
Simon: You are my beautiful sister. River: I threw up on your bed. Simon: Yep. Definitely my sister.
'War Stories'
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Frankenbuddha - Nov 18, 2004 10:35:22 am PST #5981 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
DavidS - Nov 18, 2004 10:50:46 am PST #5982 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
DavidS - Nov 18, 2004 11:06:03 am PST #5983 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Heh. The world's first (and I suspect only) Dorothy Malone Opera Glove Gallery.
Connie Neil - Nov 18, 2004 11:23:43 am PST #5984 of 10001
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Actually, Bogie got to show off a lot of chemistry in that movie - he had that great scene in the bookstore when he lets the (really cute) clerk in on what he's doing vis-a-vis the bookstore across the street.
Yes! The first I saw the movie I went, "Wait a minute! I thought he was after Bacall? Who's she now?"
Polter-Cow - Nov 18, 2004 2:37:13 pm PST #5985 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I believe ita, at least, will enjoy today's IMDb poll:
It looks as if Tom Hanks is going to star in the Holy Grail mystery thriller The DaVinci Code. What should they do to the adaptation of the runaway bestseller to make it more "Hanksian"?
- Add a small mouse who leads him to the clues about the Holy Grail
- Team him up with an American astronaut, played by Tim Allen
- Turn it into a computer-animated extravaganza where he plays all the characters
- Bring in Wilson the Volleyball as a sidekick
- Introduce historical figure Mary "The Mermaid" Magdalene
- Put one of the clues inside a box of chocolates
- Add dancing keyboard sequence in the Louvre
- Set it in outer space, call it The Apollo Code 13
- Have him accidentally "out" DaVinci during an acceptance speech
- Go for broke -- cast Meg Ryan and turn it into a romantic comedy caper
Results here, until tomorrow.
§ ita § - Nov 18, 2004 3:41:05 pm PST #5986 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Meg Ryan! Better call than Julia Roberts.
Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 18, 2004 4:19:33 pm PST #5987 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Oh yeah! Plus, there's a chance that the combined saccharine levels could put whoever greenlighted this turkey into a diabetic coma when he watches the dailies.
§ ita § - Nov 18, 2004 4:55:41 pm PST #5988 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Oh, dear. I'm reading this entry in People's sexiest men and notice the phrase:
he'll romance Meg Ryan for In the Land of Women
oh, ick.
Alibelle - Nov 18, 2004 7:08:25 pm PST #5989 of 10001
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
That's weird, because my roommate was just telling me that he and Rachel Bilson have a contract with each other that the only people that they'll kiss will be each other, no matter how much the script calls for it.
She probably read something inaccurate.
§ ita § - Nov 18, 2004 7:09:28 pm PST #5990 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Well, it seems that she's broken it already, what with kissing the new love interest on The OC.