iiiiieeeeee! And here I thought my Johnny Depp fangirlishness couldn't get any worse.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
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iiiiieeeeee! And here I thought my Johnny Depp fangirlishness couldn't get any worse.
But...his hair looks so...suburban matron.
But...his hair looks so...suburban matron.
The hat! The coat! The wonderful gothy pallor!
The hat! The coat! The wonderful gothy pallor!
Those are all pluses.
But...his hair looks so...suburban matron.
I'm thinking that annoying British guy who played the choreographer on Nikki.
More important to fans: an Oompa Loompa.
That's just wrong. They should have the freaky orange tans and the hair/beards/eyebrows that look like they're made of taffy.
More important to fans: an Oompa Loompa.
cautiously clicks the link
Oh good. It looks like this version of Oompa Loompas won't give me nightmares for decades. That makes me happy.
They should have the freaky orange tans and the hair/beards/eyebrows that look like they're made of taffy.
Nooo. Those are the scary Oompa Loompas that traumatize young goths.
Images from Willy Wonka
Images are cool. The comments, however, are yet more evidence for why I hate 99.7% of the internets.
This movie (called Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, a title that contains neither the word "Willy" nor the word "Wonka") is NOT, repeat NOT, a remake of the Gene Wilder film Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
It is (supposedly) a more faithful, non-musical (at least I think so), far more creepy-atmospheric adaptation of the BOOK. The famous book by the author Roald Dahl. Who was justfiably disappointed in the original movie, which was NOT his book, at least in feel.
I love that the kids actually are young. I think they were like 8-11 or so in the books, and the kids in the original look too old.